The hot place to move in 2021 is to the exurbs! I’m sorry the what? What’s an exurb? Its that place you get to when you leave the ‘urb’ and drive out past the suburbs to where there’s more land, its more spread out and more private.

Why aren’t we just calling it the country? Green acres did not take place in the exurbs.

Read more at Business Insider.

Republican Rep Madison Cawthorn tried to get on a plane with a glock 9mm and loaded magazine in February. The info was just released this week. A spokesperson said it was an accident meant to put it in his suitcase. Plenty of people are pissed that Cawthorn wasn’t fined or charged- the cops confiscated the weapon and held it until he returned to the state.

It’s good to be in the patriarchy.

Read more at Law and Crime.

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They’re best friends and they chose to share the gold rather than go to the jump off.

This is the most millennial thing that’s ever happened.

The true essence of sportsmanship.

🇮🇹 Gianmarco Tamberi and 🇶🇦 Mutaz Barshim are approached about a high-jump tiebreaker jump-off… and agree to share the Olympic title.#Athletics #Tokyo2020 pic.twitter.com/HyyJU0MtT3

— Gavan Reilly (@gavreilly) August 1, 2021

CaEleb Dressel won five gold medals in one Summer. He’s only the fourth American ever to achieve that, following in the footsteps of Phelps, Spitz and Biondi. He said it was ia hellish week, not enjoyable at all. You can’t sleep, you’re shaking all the time and the stress is off the charts. And he’s taking a break. “I’m pretty over swimming, guys.”

Hey you could have Simone Biles it, or better yet, share a medal.

Read more at Daily Beast.

A brand new world record was set during this year’s 100m Olympics race. And when the dust settled, Italian runner Lamont Jacobs was the new king, ending the Usain Bolt era with a time of 9.8 seconds.

If they don’t drug test this guy then there is no drug testing.

Read more at Sports Illustrated.

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When you’ve just won the 100m and bump into a fellow gold medalist!

What a night for Lamont Marcell Jacobs and Gianmarco Tamberi! #Tokyo2020 #beINTokyo #Olympics pic.twitter.com/ZR7lXzX9Hb

— beIN SPORTS (@beINSPORTS_EN) August 1, 2021

It's official.

In post-Bolt era, Lamont Marcell Jacobs is the fastest man on the planet.

What a run by the Italian! 9.80 seconds. Incredible…#Tokyo2020 #100m #fastest pic.twitter.com/QiQggrKx7n

— Ankit Iconoclast (@skywalkerhuss) August 1, 2021

Simon Biles has announced she’ll be coming back to compete in the beam finals at the Tokyo Olympics. Finally, a reason to turn on the Olympics.

Read more at ESPN.

The US Women’s soccer team has lost to Canada and now they will play for the Bronze in the Olympics. Canada will never let us live this down.

Read more at Fox News.

Damon agreed to retire his use of the f—-t word only a few months ago, and only because his daughter got mad at him, and wrote a “treatise” about why using the word is wrong. Damon found out the hard way that the word was bad after he used it in a joke at dinner, and his kid stormed off..

Kids make you stop saying the darndest things.

Read more at mediate.

This photo of Ava Phillippe (daughter of Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillipe) and her boyfriend looks weirdly like a photo of her famous parents.

Okay you had fun at the enchantment under the sea dance, now you need to go back….to the FUTURE!

Read more at EOnline.

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The rapper was removed from the Lollapalooza lineup after his homophobic rant over the weekend.

Start the countdown clock to see when Bill Maher uses the term woka-a-palooza.

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“Chanel still likes my boobs,” said Coco. “If she doesn’t want it, all right, that’s where you stop it. But I’m not just going to say no.”

What kid doesn’t like coco milk?

Read more at Too Fab.

The Weeknd has revealed he no longer does hard drugs and doesn’t drink as much as he used to, calling it “sober lite”. You’re California Sober, Weeknd, get it right.

Read more at Page Six.

Despite never smoking, Kathy Griffin has announced she has stage one lung cancer and is getting half her lung removed to combat it. There’s at least one ex president who is not going to feel bad about this news.

Read more at CNN.

Mmmmmm somebody’s got a birthday coming soon.

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“Yeah that’s what I was singing about” said Stevie nicks.

Gizmodo showed us why certain foods used to taste better, like Goldfish, Oreos, and McDonalds French Fries. The short answer is, they tried to make them healthier. Boooo.

What’s the point of living longer if we can’t have the best Oreo we can possibly have?

Read more at Gizmodo.