A Detroit area woman bought a bag of triple washed spinach and noticed something moving around inside. It was a frog so she returned the spinach, and the frog to the store.

Free pet with every bag!? This is better than cereal.

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News reports of a Flash Mob that stole 100k in merch from a mid-western Nordstroms are spreading. 50 looters ransacked the Nordstrom store. Wearing hoodies and face masks, the group even attacked security guards that attempted to intervene, reportedly using bear spray.

Did they also dance?

Read more at Deadline.

Now Musk wants to fight in Mark’s new backyard Octagon and Zuck is accusing Elon of not being serious about this fight.

He’s just a troll with a jelly roll.

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Trump and his kids buried Ivanka in a remote corner of his Bedminster NJ golf course, and then apparently never looked at it again.

Ivanka has the grave of an unsolved murder.

Read more at Daily Mail

Amidst all the wreckage in Maui, a historic church remains standing virtually untouched by the fires.

Hey god it’s nice you took care of your house but how about the others?

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Black Trans Lives matter to Skittles, and their new packaging has upset the right wing who fear that the rainbow candy is trying to force the message of peace love and acceptance on children.

It’s skittles. Not something important like beer.

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After being photographed in an RFK hat, the internet pushed back, but Kennedy says Woody lives off the grid and probably has no idea there’s any controversy.

Dude you don’t have to explain Woody to us.

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Woody Harrelson just canceled himself. pic.twitter.com/XzwEyAOoLq

— Angela Belcamino (@AngelaBelcamino) August 10, 2023

Dan says he is committed to making Goff the Detroit Lions long term quarterback. “There’s nothing that tells me he can’t be,” Campbell said. “When you have a quarterback you believe in, why would you ever move on? I get there are other circumstances, but it’s hard to find quarterbacks in this league. We’ve got a guy we can win with right now. We’re fortunate to have him; that’s how I see it.”

So I guess Detroit will never win a Super Bowl.

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The song started blaring mid rally during a tie breaker point tense moment, causing confusion among the players, the audience and the announcers

Why do they even have this in cue?

Read at TMZ.

It's all fun & games till Cotton Eyed Joe comes on mid rally pic.twitter.com/1o02yocU0S

— Bryce Bullock (@brycebullock) August 13, 2023

Lionel Richie and Earth Wind & Fire canceled their sold-out Madison Square Garden show Saturday an hour after it was set to begin, blaming poor weather, and saying his flight couldn’t land in NY.

Where were you planning to land? Penn STation?

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Fairplay was hired to face at a strip joint sans strippers, called the Mouse’s Ear in Johnston City, TN. Bam Bam Bundy and Lucky Larson — are talking trash … wondering how he’s making dough these days post-“Survivor.” It’s pretty cringy.

There’s got to be an easier way to make $150.

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The Safdie brothers have ramped up our heart rates with their intense films, and now they’ve produced a doc coming out about the biggest telemarketing scam in history. The directors spent 20 years putting this bad boy together from the inside. And here’s what the Daily Beast had to say about it. “A grungy first-person account of an outlaw profession, a damning exposé of a corrupt industry, and a heartening saga of friendship and redemption. Altogether, it’s a jaw-dropping ride through a Wild West of unhinged ex-cons, crooked cops, dishonest businessmen, and powerless bureaucrats—at once astonishing, infuriating, and touching.

There’s a layer of hell that is going to be packed full of two bit gifters.

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Police cameras caught Gomes in tears begging do not let that flight leave, insisting it was going to blow up and refusing to leave the terminal. After being escorted out of the terminal she returned again, as her ticket had not yet been cancelled in the TSA system. She’s also released a bizarre apology video.

She’s even scarier when she’s calm .

She’s almost crazy enough to run for Congress.

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No you’re not a big pig, there are scientific reasons why you can eat a massive amount of popcorn and other snacks at the movies. The darkness, the emotion, you don’t really have a choice.

Are you saying you don’t eat a trashcan of popcorn when you’re home?

Read more at Time