Monday Starship is going on a test run. “Starship is a fully reusable transportation system designed to carry both crew and cargo to Earth orbit, help humanity return to the Moon, and travel to Mars and beyond,” the post states. “With a test such as this, success is measured by how much we can learn, which will inform and improve the probability of success in the future as SpaceX rapidly advances development of Starship.”

Okay but neither one of those are stars.

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Samantha Greiner says she was not a victim. She was 13 when Polanski gave her booze and drugs and had sex with her but she says she’s fine and stop trying to convice her otherwise.

“Let me be very clear: what happened with Polanski was never a big problem for me. I didn’t even know it was illegal, that someone could be arrested for it. I was fine, I’m still fine. The fact that we’ve made this thing up weighs on me terribly. To have to constantly repeat that it wasn’t a big deal, it’s a terrible burden.”

No Harm, No Foul.

Read more at Deadline.

It’s been forty years since that headline first appeared. On April 15, 1983, a Brooklyn man shot the owner of the bar in the head, forced a stripper/hostage to decapitate the head, and left the body behind.

40 Years Old. And it’s still the GOAT.

Read more at NY Post.

The owner of the Patriots wants an exterior elevator for his 43 million dollar home in the Hamptons and says he really needs it. The town says no, that violates our shit and your neighbors don’t want to see your ugly ass exterior elevator even if it is a $1 million dollar elevator. Neighbors say its bullshit that the needs one anyway because they see video of him playing tennis all the time.

I’m sure we can compromise here. Can’t you just pay Gronk to carry you upstairs?

Read more at NY Post.

The Brewers rookie relief pitcher got nailed in the jaw with a fireball line drive, literally knocking him off his feet and scared the shit out of everyone watching.

Why don’t they keep that net up from batting practice?

Read more at NY Post

Except for when he plays the Knicks.

Trae Young is 8/49 from 3 in his last 7 playoff games.

This is the most attempts with the fewest makes in a 7-game span in playoff history. pic.twitter.com/AHmefBiXbL

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) April 15, 2023

What happened, you guys run out of whipped cream and landlines?

Caption This 👇👇 pic.twitter.com/vpIssaOnC9

— YES Network (@YESNetwork) April 16, 2023

“With the Knicks and Kings both taking 1-0 playoff series leads we are growing closer and closer to the NBA Finals matchup predicted in the iconic romcom How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days”

This championship would have been as good as How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days.

With the Knicks and Kings both taking 1-0 playoff series leads we are growing closer and closer to the NBA Finals matchup predicted in the iconic romcom How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days pic.twitter.com/MPVaVjmfSw

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) April 16, 2023

Super expensive lingerie brand Honey Birdette has a new ad campaign featuring hard bodied young men wearing bras and panties and more which is likely to cause shock and dismay in hte US>

in England, this IS mens underwear

Read more at NY Post.

With a writers strike looming, and SNL going on a scheduled hiatus next week, its very possible that the Ana de Armas episode that was live this weekend could be the last SNL episode this season.

From your mouth to Gods ear.

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Jeremy Strong Says Logan’s Death Hurt His Heart

“It went through my heart, not in my mind,” Strong told Variety. “What I mean is it went it didn’t go through my mind as much as I found it a heartbreaking thing to read and to experience when we were making it.”

He’s not really dead Jeremy, it’s called acting,

Read more at Variety.

John Leguizamo tried to say Latinos built the United States and Black Twitter is having none of that. “We built this country…and we’re thriving. We add $2.8 trillion to the GDP every year. If we were our own country, we’d be the fifth largest economy in the world.”

You’re both wrong. It was the Irish.

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“Meghan doesn’t want any more rifts. She wants her children to know their grandfather, Charles, particularly when they are not going to know their other grandfather,” said an insider speaking to media.

Look how great it worked for your husband being close to him.

Read more at sheknows.com

Water goals. Water bars. WaterTok is going crazy over flavored waters using powders and syrups to transform water into zero calorie liquid treats, mixing them to create new flavors and obsessing. There’s even a queen of WaterTok sharing her Water of the Day. One Expert says WaterTok has all the signs of eating disorder behavior, and is concerned about the mixology trends where girls who want to lose weight can obsess on a low calorie distraction.

WaterTok? No. Once you add something its no longer water.

Read more at rollingstone

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Even with all that new 6×9 cash, they weren’t going to waste it on a jump rope.

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— DJ Akademiks (@Akademiks) April 13, 2023

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