Monday April 1 Daily Links
MONDAY 4.1
NEWS STORIES
Trump Spends Easter Morning on a Social Media Bender
The Don woke up in a mood on Sunday morning, ranting and posting 43 separate posts about Judge Engoron, Jon Stewart and other people he hates.
I’d love to buy a bible from this guy.
Pro Palestinian Protestors Harass Jewish women Biden fundraiser
Friday a pro Palestine protestor started to chase a Jewish woman, calling her a “fucking murderous k*ke” while another protestor chased her down the street yelling at her for her support of Israel. It continued, “ fucking murderous cunt” as well as telling her to “fucking die” and to “keep it moving bitch.”
Yeah Rami, so loving.
King Charles Attends Easter Service
It was a scaled back affair for the Royals this year for Easter Sunday services, but Prince Charles was in attendance along with his Queen. Also there, seated separately were Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson and Prince Edward and Sophie, Princess Anne and her hubby.
At least we think it’s him.
Soaring Costs and Culture Wars Await Florida Bound
People moved to Florida for sun, sand, cheaper taxes, and a chill lifestyle. But now reports say people are fleeing the sunshine state because costs are soaring, hurricanes are brutal, and culture wars are everywhere.
Anytime people move somewhere, it gets fucked up, and fast.
Van Life Is Tougher Than You Think
Instagram has made Van Life seem like a paradise. Travel every day, you home is always with you and no need for costly and cumbersome Winnebagos that are hard to drive. Until you get settled and realize gas prices are insane, you have no toilet or shower, and there are safety issues, (among other things, you can be murdered by your travel companion).
So you’re telling me sleeping every night in a van isn’t comfortable?
SPORTS
When One Man Earns More Than a Whole Team
There are nine quarterbacks that make more per year than the Oakland A’s will pay their entire team this year.” / X
The good thing for the A’s is that they’re under no pressure to win.
There are nine quarterbacks that make more per year than the Oakland A’s will pay their entire team this year. https://t.co/EjSqX2073h
— Albert Breer (@AlbertBreer) March 30, 2024
Mets Swept in Worst Season Opener in a Decade
The Mets have dropped their first three games of the season for the first time since 2014, and the Milwaukee Brewers left town with a three game sweep. The best part of The Mets opening weekend, was the rained out game.
And you can get a rainbow cookie inside of an eggroll.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Gwyneth Paltrow Says Polyamorous Relationships Aren't Her Style
An IG follower asked Gwynny if she’d consider dating more than one person at a time. “No thanks!” Paltrow wrote in response, adding, “Not for me but have no judgment. I’m a one man kinda gal.”
What about that time you were with Matt and Ben?
DeNiro Snoop and Austin Butler Hang
Look whose having dinner in Malibu? The unlikely trio of Rober DeNiro, Snoop Dogg, and Austin Butler.
Try to guess who had the weed.
Richard Gere Salutes Louis Gosset Junior.
He said without LGJ, he never would have made it as a navy pilot.
Doja Cat Says Stop With the Hair Comparisons
DC is annoyed the way people are comparing her stylish locks to things she finds unflattering. A clearly irritated Doja asked her followers to stop comparing the hairstyle to public hair and other things, specifically, “sheep and carpet and popcorn.”
Don’t even get her started on her lips.
Kyra Sedgwick Lucky She Found Kevin Bacon
“We’re really lucky. We got lucky really young. [But] you know it’s work, it’s always going to be work. A partnership for that long demands a lot of you … I feel like a very lucky woman.”
Everybody loves a side of bacon.
Cnn Says the Matrix is No Longer Sci Fi
And MIT Computer Scientist says at the time of the film’s release, this idea of being inside a video game was firmly in the realm of science fiction. And now its reality.
No, its not. We can’t even get basic video on a headset without using shit avatars. Maybe in 25 more years.
Rebel Wilson: Adele Hates Me
“Some actresses would get offended if I called them plus-size in this book, so I have to be careful with what I say. This is why, I think, Adele hates me,” she wrote in her new book. “There was a moment when she was bigger, and some people would confuse us for one another. To be fair I’ve never asked her,” she conceded.
Hey Rebel do you get along with anyone? Starting to sound like a you problem.
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