Media Goes Crazy Over Jon Stewart Secret Meetings With Obama But Missed the Real Story
This week the media went boo-nanas picking up the story that Jon Stewart had “secret” meetings with President Obama. Last night on The Daily Show, Stewart shared some of the headlines saying, “that sounds so much more awesome than what happened.”
So last night Stewart filled us all in on what happened in those meetings. He said it was no big deal. He just met with the President, Elvis Presley, Minister Farakhan and the Area 51 Alien. Among other things they joined in on a Saul Alinksy prayer, supped on the blood of the righteous and did terrible things to a replica of Ronald Reagan’s eye socket.
But Stewart later revealed what really went down, which was Obama invited him to the White House, he felt like he couldn’t say no, then Obama scolded Jon for turning America’s youth cynical, argued with Jon about politics, and then served him some salmon.
Why does a visit to the White House sound like every wedding we’ve ever been to?
