Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish Roast Everyone at the VMAs

Kevin Hart tells the Prez to suck it? Okay, maybe he was just telling the President how to eat a lifesaver. Or a melatonin before bed. No?

Kevin Hart and Tiffany Haddish did some roasting last night during the MTV Video Music Awards in New York City. First up, Tiff took some shots, complete with her own self-generated sound effects at DJ Khaled. She told kids in school that if their teachers give them shit for goofing off on their phones all day long, “you just tell them, I’m gonna be DJ Khaled.”

There was also Jersey Shore Shade thrown. It’s back and bigger than ever, which is what happens if you don’t get treatment. #ThatsAHerpesJoke via Tiffany Haddish.

Kevin Hart burned Lil Pump and Lil Xan aka the reasons your little cousin wants a face tattoo. “Stop writing on your god damned face, stop writing on your face. It’s stupid. You’re not going to get a job if this shit don’t work out.”

Moving on, Tiffany asked if there’s a sale at Bed Bath and Beyond, because why else would so many people be getting engaged? No names mentioned but that camera went straight to Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande.

Fifth Harmony fans are feeling crushed today after Haddish gave a wave to former band member Camila Cabello nominated for 5 VMAs all by herself. And then Kev closed it all down saying “You never know what’s going to happen at the VMAs. Beefs pop off, bad language, people run to the bathroom and send out crazy tweets. It’s basically like a typical day in the White House. In your face Trump, Suck it!”

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