Jon Gruden Needs Two Hotel Rooms For All His Bitches

And that’s according to Warren Sapp’s new book. Sapp relays the greatest motivational speech he’s ever heard a coach give:

Gruden gave this speech at the beginning of the week. He stood up in front of us and explained that there were 10 things we needed to do to beat the Eagles. Ten Things! He went down the list one by one, blah blah blah, blah blah blah, we’d heard it all. But then he got to the number one thing we needed to do, and he started talking about their kick returner Brian Mitchell. “I want Brian Mitchell’s ass on a plate,” he said. “And once we finish with the Philadelphia Eagles we are going to go to San Diego for the Super Bowl…” he paused, grinned and concluded, “Where the coach is gonna get two hotel rooms for all my bitches!”

The room erupted. Exploded. That was it, that was the greatest motivational speech ever. There isn’t even a second place. “The coach is gonna get two hotel rooms for all my bitches!”

I said to Gruden, “Yes, you are one sick fuck! Let’s go get this done.”

Who knew Jon Gruden was pounding that much ass?

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