Jimmy Fallon is Falling Apart
Jimmy Fallon Chips His Tooth
WTF Jimmy Fallon? What is happening to you? Did you make a deal with the devil to become the man who changed Late Night television and in exchange you are suffering weird, embarrassing, terribly painful but not life threatening accidents that make half of America want to help you feel better?
First you almost lose your finger in some crazy one in a million chance of it happening rug related accident and land yourself some serious hospital time. Now you’ve chipped your tooth and you’ve done it in another insanely weird way?
According to his instagram, Jimmy Fallon chipped his tooth while attempting to open a container of scar repairing gel. So he chipped his tooth to help his finger (try this to the rhythm of there was an old lady who swallowed a fly). And he’s signed on for six more years of this.
For goodness sake Jimmy. Get your shit together. Stop opening jars or tubes with your teeth, and slipping on rugs, and stop immediately sharing your accidents with social media. Take a day or two off, and when you’re able to come back make up an exotic heroic sounding lie like everyone else.
