JB Smoove Has the Formula Down for Black James Bond
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Last night J.B. Smoove told Conan he wants to be the first black James Bond but he needs to make some changes to the character first. He gave a little preview of how a Smoove Bond would be different. First, Smoove Bond isn’t going to be chasing down criminals in silence like the other Bonds do. “If I’m chasing you, I’m like, I’m on your ass!” he said. Smoove Bond will shout out things like “You ain’t going NOWHERE!” and “When I Catch you I’m putting my foot in Your ASS!”
Smoove Bond also doesn’t need any of that crazy expensive cumbersome gadgetry shit. All he needs is a needle and thread. Watch the clip to find out why.
