If All the Corporate Mascots Disappeared, Who Would Replace Them?
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Celebrities are always looking for endorsement deals. Corporations would love to have big name stars endorse their products but who wants to let go of a great corporate mascot? Here are ___ stars who already look so much like the company’s corporate mascot, that they can step in and take over immediately.
Team Coco is ready to replace Sonny from Coco Puffs.
Andrew Luck is the new Geico Caveman.
Philip Seymour Hoffman replaces 9 Lives’ Morris the Cat.
Jay Z and Joe Camel are like twins.
Jimmy Johnson is a natural as the new Ernie Keebler.
Paula Deen and the Pillsbury Doughboy are indistinguishable. And they both bake.
Lil Jon is the new Chester Cheetah for Cheetos.
Elton John would keep going and going as the new Energizer Bunny.
Adrien Brody and Toucan Sam are one in the same.
Terry “John Locke” O’Quinn could replace Mr. Clean and no one would know the difference.
Charlie Rose gets a black eye and steps in for Bud Light’s Spuds MacKenzie.
President Abraham Lincoln should have been the original Mr. Peanut.
Perfect casting. Gilbert Gottfried is the Aflac Duck.
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