May 27, 2016

Rumors Say Chris Berman To Retire From ESPN

Some rumors have leaked, stating Chris Berman will retire from ESPN at the end end of the next NFL season. Berman's agent is now denying these rumors. Only time will tell if ESPN loses a weird white guy spouting gibberish who isn't Jon Gruden.
May 24, 2016

Anna Kournikova Dances On A Boat

Remember Anna Kournikova? She was the hot tennis star of the early aughts who although attractive, couldn't hit a tennis ball for the life of her. Well, it turns out she's still pretty hot, and preoccupying herself by dancing on boats. Enrique Iglesias made the right move when the two first eloped 15 years ago.
May 23, 2016

Climber Goes Up Building Using The Power of Vacuum Suction

LG wanted to pull off a big stunt so they sent Sierra Blair-Coyle, a rock climbing champion, on a slightly terrifying mission. Instead of climbing a mountain, or rocks with hooks and real rock climbing equipment she used the suction from a pair of LG Vacuums. Your little Roomba can't even go down a flight of stairs without completely falling apart.