July 21, 2016

Coach K Is Getting Real Tired Of Kyrie Irving’s Shit

Coach K is trying to get Team USA practice going well for the 4 year tradition of breezing through other countries in basketball continues in Rio. It seems that Kyrie Irving isn't taking practice seriously and Coach K got caught on mic cursing at him. This is the most drama you will see in the boring Olympic sport that is basketball these days.
July 20, 2016

The NFL Wants To Make Kicking Harder

For some reason the NFL feels that kicking is too easy a facet of the game. So the league wants to test making the upright narrower and will implant chips into footballs to see how close they come to them. They'll record their findings and propose the changes for 2017. Goodell is out to ruin peoples dreams. It's simple as that.
July 18, 2016

NFL Is Developing Microchips For Balls

For years the NFL has been trying to develop chips that will go inside their game balls to study things like place kicking accuracy and how much shortening the posts or any other measure would effect conversion rates.
July 15, 2016

LeBron Wants You To Dance Or Get To Steppin’

While at an ESPY's after party Lebron James wanted everyone in attendance to know he does not fuck around when it comes to dancing. This is not a surprise to team mates who said he was known to take warm up shots to The Safety Dance.
July 14, 2016

Pete Rose Is Starting Some Shit With David Ortiz

The *All Time Hit King, Pete Rose called "Big Papi" David Ortiz a borderline hall of famer and said he needed to play a few more years if he really want's to get in based on the amount of hits he has. Look Pete, we live in Ichiro hits rules now so we are going to take all the hits Big Papi had in his Domincan Republic High School league and ya know what...let's throw the minors in while we're at it.