May 23, 2016

Climber Goes Up Building Using The Power of Vacuum Suction

LG wanted to pull off a big stunt so they sent Sierra Blair-Coyle, a rock climbing champion, on a slightly terrifying mission. Instead of climbing a mountain, or rocks with hooks and real rock climbing equipment she used the suction from a pair of LG Vacuums. Your little Roomba can't even go down a flight of stairs without completely falling apart.
May 23, 2016

Singer Ciara Looks Magnificent Showing Off Side Boob At Billboards

Ciara showed up at the billboard music awards with her fiancé Russell Wilson where she is set to host. The couple is holding off on having sex until the wedding because of Wilson's religious beliefs. If the side boob looks that great it's hard to imagine how Wilson can deny that. It seems like he would have thrown a pick in the red zone by this point....
May 23, 2016

If This is Real, Chipotle Is Getting Grosser And Grosser

If you weren't going to Chipotle because of the fear of E Coli don't worry, they have moved past that stage and are now focused on just giving you disgusting bowls sprinkled with full chicken feet. Don't freak out, it's their new way of showing you it's all natural and real chicken!
May 23, 2016

VR Headset Game Really Freaks This Chick Out

When a girl gets freaked out by too much VR, you can hear everyone standing by the side laughing. Isn't it hilarious that your co-worker is having a panic attack? Well, hopefully her company's healthcare will provide the therapy she will likely need.
May 23, 2016

Man Throws Himself To The Lions

Sometimes life feels so unfair that you just want to strip off your clothes and dive into the lion pit. When the lions get killed by zookeepers everyone gets to think that life is unfair.
May 23, 2016

Finally, Now You Will Know What A Dank Meme Is

This helpful Australian "insider" explains to us all what the phrase "dank meme" means. Now you won't be so confused when reading your young relatives Instagrams and Snapchats and Pinterests and whatever else you're confusingly following of theirs.
May 22, 2016

Here’s The Latest Mariah Carey Nip-Slip

This latest nip-slip incident for the singer that proves only one thing. She still has boobs. Now everyone who was wondering about it can go back to focusing on more important things. You know, like a possible Kylie Jenner sex tape.
May 22, 2016

Uproxx Ranks The Best Bob Dylan Covers

In honor of Bob Dylan's new album 'Fallen Angels' - his second record of just cover songs - Uproxx decided to rank the top 10 list of other bands covering Bob Dylan songs. Shout out to Rage, because their ranking makes you think their not going back to Maggie's farm again. Ever.
May 22, 2016

Did China Ship Human Meat To Africa?

Chinese officials have had to come out and deny rumors that they've been canning human meat and selling it to the African country of Zambia. While the two countries disagree on the eating of human flesh, they both can agree ground up rhino horns are great for erections.