June 3, 2016

King Tut Carried a Bad Ass Meteorite Dagger

An analysis of the dagger that was wrapped in the cloth of King Tut's mummy has proven that the blade was made from steal from a meteorite. Cue the theories that it was given to him by ancient space aliens after building the pyramids in 3...2...1.
June 3, 2016

Warren Sapp Thinks He Owns The Number 99

Warren Sapp is not too pleased after finding out that Ravens defensive tackle Timmy Jernigan has changed his number to 99 as a tribute to Sapp. Sapp tweeted to the Ravens asking how he could stop this from happening and also stated to pewterreport.com of Jernigan,“Go out and make
June 3, 2016

Snapchat Has Surpassed Twitter In Daily Usage

Snapchat now has 150 million daily users versus Twitter's 140 million. They both are "worth" billions of dollars and they both make absolutely zero dollars a year. At least one of them is great at sending pictures of genitals to your friends.
June 3, 2016

Do Not Annoy A Frilled Neck Lizard

This frilled neck lizard chases down a human who apparently was screwing around with it. Didn't the cameraman see Jurassic Park? This thing is going to spit weird black goo at him any second now, and then the whole island is going to go to shit.
June 3, 2016

Steve Kerr SMASH!

The Golden State Warriors won big over the Cleveland Cavilers but that didn't stop Steve Kerr from getting Hulk pissed at his own clipboard.
June 2, 2016

Shaq Gets In On Undercover Lyft

Lyft has been doing this gimmick for a while not in the hopes that it will get them caught up with Uber. In the past they have used Jerry Rice, Richard Sherman and Danica Patrick. It was unfortunately too soon for him to do his hilarious gorilla dance.
June 2, 2016

Steph Curry Makes Weird Emoji App

What are the two biggest things in the world right now? If you guessed the Golden Sate Warriors and Emoji's, good. In his 3 day break before the Warriors take on the Cavs in the NBA finals, Steph Curry has launched Stephmojis
June 2, 2016

Man Pulls Bullet Out Of Leg

So many questions with so few answers. The first question - WTF happened!? That should be followed up with the second questions - seriously, WTF happened!?
June 2, 2016

Neymar’s New Boots Will Be The First Jordan Soccer Shoe

Neymar, the star forward to Spanish club FC Barcelona, will be the first soccer player to wear a Michael Jordan endorsed boot. The boots are based on the "Jordan V" shoes and look beyond cool. So get for hip-hop stars to be wearing nothing but "Neymars" for the next 10 years!
June 2, 2016

Ronnie Wood And Wife Give Birth To Twins

Ronnie Wood and his wife, Sally, have given birth to twins. The two girls, Gracie Jane & Alice Rose, were born a day before Ronnie Wood's 69th birthday. Looks like the Rolling Stones are going to have to go on another final tour to support TWO mouths. Congratulations!