July 23, 2016

Verizon Wants To Buy Yahoo For $5 Billion

Verizon is close to closing a deal to buy Yahoo for $5 billion and become an alternative service to Facebook and Google. For that $5 billion they get a search engine no one uses and Tumblr, a blogging platform no one really understands. Great idea.
July 21, 2016

Coach K Is Getting Real Tired Of Kyrie Irving’s Shit

Coach K is trying to get Team USA practice going well for the 4 year tradition of breezing through other countries in basketball continues in Rio. It seems that Kyrie Irving isn't taking practice seriously and Coach K got caught on mic cursing at him. This is the most drama you will see in the boring Olympic sport that is basketball these days.
July 21, 2016

RNC Speaker Does Nazi Salute

Conservative talk radio host Laura Ingraham appeared to throw up a familiar hand sign last night at the end of her speech. RNC speakers can't stop ripping people off huh! Now Hitler is getting plagiarized.
July 21, 2016

Primates Love Booze

A recent study has found that two types of primates love strong alcohol - the slow loris and the the aye-aye. The animals went looking for more alcohol once it was gone. For the scientists next experiment, they'll see if they like to vape.