Just let Malia Obama live, guys. The media freaked out a little bit when they saw Malia Obama was at Lollapalooza doing the un-thinkable…being a TEENAGER! […]
Toronto will be getting something it's badly needed for many years; a poop themed cafe. The restaurant will served desserts, many of them resembling or revolving around the theme of feces. You've got to try the sundae, that shit is bananas!
In their next iOS update, Apple is reportedly replacing the gun emoji with a less threatening water pistol. Firearm enthusiasts, do not worry, you can always […]
Disney is remaking the 1984 film Splash, but this time they've flipped the script. The remake will have a gender reversal with Channing Tatum as the role of a merman. Great, so now we'll be up all night wondering what a fish penis looks like.. Thanks, Disney.
Airports are having trouble with people who think that it’s okay to pack their “batarangs” in their carry on luggage. It is strictly forbidden to carry […]
74 Year old Lyrical Lively is the hottest new rapper out on the streets today. She doesn’t rap about sex, guns, jewelry, money or expensive cars…she […]
Arabica and Robusta coffee will be at their highest price since 2015 according to analysts. It looks like bears have moved past picnic baskets and now […]
Is the The New York Post looking to be the new Penthouse? They have been on a vintage Melania Trump photo shoot hunt. Think of it as I am curious (Platinum).
Khloe Kardashian feels the need to remind everyone that Kim isn't the only one with an ass in the family. And luckily for all you ladies out there, she's showing you how to get that Kardashian ass through hard work and Armenian DNA.
HBO's head of programming is being criticized for an off camera rape during the first episode of their new show Westworld. A human sexually assaults one of the female robots in the park. This will definitely be cited once sex bots become real in our near future and used against us by our robot overlords.
The New York Post has posted exclusive photographs of Donald Trump’s wife, Melania Trump, posing nude in 1995. Hey, didn’t she steal those pixels from Michelle […]
It’s really too bad this video didn’t get found a week earlier because Hillary and Bill could have definitely done the Running Man Challenge with all […]