Homer Simpsons 50 Greatest Jobs Ranked: The Definitive (and probably only) Ranking
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The #1 Homer Simpson Job: Grease Collector
Episode: Lard of the Dance
Here’s the Entire List in Order from 1 – 50
- Grease collector (“Lard of the Dance”)
- Mr. Plow (“Mr. Plow”)
- Garbage commissioner (“Trash of the Titans”)
- Child career for Uncle Homer’s Daycare (“Children of a Lesser Clod”)
- Executive Globex Corp. (“You Only Move Twice”)
- Voice actor Poochie (“The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show”)
- Astronaut (“Deep Space Homer”)
- Car designer for Powell Motors (“Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?”)
- Country western manager Lurleen Lumpkin (“Colonel Homer”)
- Internet Service Provider Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net (“Das Bus”)
- Mascot Dancin’ Homer (“Dancin’ Homer”)
- Ambulance driver (“Diatribe of a Mad Housewife”)
- Conceptual artist (“Mom and Pop Art”)
- Sugar Bootlegger (“Sweet and Sour Marge”)
- Performance artist getting hit with a cannonball (“Homerpalooza”)
- Farmer (“E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)”)
- Inventor (“The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace”)
- Mr. X Internet Gossip (“The Computer Wore Menace Shoes”)
- Film producer (Beyond Blunderdome)
- Mr Burns Assistant (“Homer the Smithers”)
- Personal assistant to Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. (“When You Dish upon a Star”)
- Boxer (“The Homer They Fall”)
- Carny (“Bart Carny”)
- Krusty Impersonator (“Homie the Clown”)
- Truck driver (Maximum Homerdrive)
- Bodyguard of Mayor Joe Quimby (“Mayored to the Mob”)
- Marriage Counselor (“Secrets of a Successful Marriage”)
- Mall Santa (“Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire”)
- Mayor of New Springfield (“A Tale of Two Springfields”)
- Chief of police (“Poppa’s Got a Brand New Badge”)
- Baby Proofer for “Wee Care” (“Bye Bye Nerdie”)
- Missionary (“Missionary Impossible”)
- Hairdresser (“Homer Scissorhands”)
- Opera singer (“The Homer of Seville”)
- Curler (“Boy Meets Curl”)
- Duffman (“The Duffman Cometh!”)
- Head of the India Plant (“Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore”)
- Pundit (“Politically Inept with Homer Simpson”)
- Bounty Hunter (“Sex Pies and Idiot Scrapes”)
- Telemarketer (“Lisa’s Date with Destiny”)
- Bootlegger (“Homer vs the Eighteenth Amendement”)
- Safety Salamander (“See Homer Run”)
- Pie Man (“Simple Simpson)
- CEO of the Plant (“CEDoh”)
- Ice Cream Man (“Ice Cream of Margie”)
- Mexican wrestler (“Jazzy and the Pussycats”)
- Homer Joins the Navy (“Simpson Tide”)
- Soccer referee (“Marge Gamer” and “You Don’t Have to Live Like a Referee”)
- Minister (“There’s Something About Marrying”)
- Chauffeur (“Homer vs Patty and Selma”)
