Got a funeral coming up for yourself or someone you know? Were they or you not the most popular person in the world? Well then, just hit up this guy to come to any funeral where he’s needed and really make it pop and seem like the dearly departed was actually loved. He’s even got some exciting summer specials!
1. Normal crying $50
2. Bahamian hollering $100
3. Crying and rolling on the ground $150
4. Crying and threatening to jump into the grave $200
5. Crying and actually jumping in the grave $1000
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