Families were shocked to see a male gorilla approach another gorilla at the Bronx Zoo, spread open the gorillas knees, and go to town. Downtown.

Look out, they’re gaining intelligence.

Read more at TMZ

GORILLAS GETTIN HEAD @ THE BRONX ZOO 🙈🤣 pic.twitter.com/6hwRt5hHXq

— Perc Franklin (@GuiseppeGangsta) September 23, 2021

Well J&J vaccinators started out thinking they were the smart ones. Only one dose and you’re done. Easy. Now many Johnson Vaxxers are feeling regret.

This is the vaccine version of Shaq sneakers for poor kids.

Read more at nymag.

The earth gets some pretty big solar storms every 100 years or so and scientists say when we get the next one it could knock out internet worldwide for months.

Cant the earth just wear a mask?

Read more at NY.Post

Human footprints found in New Mexico are about 23,000 years old, a study reported. There may have been humans living in the land that is currently the United States while there were still glaciers.

Hey those are my footprints, said Betty White.

Read more at WSJ.

Chris Cuomo has just been accused of sexual harassment by a former producer/boss of his who allegeges he grabbed her ass at a bar once back in 2005. That’s just him being Italian! Joe Pesci’s always grabbing his co-stars asses.

Read more at the New York Times.

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"Now that I think of it … I am ashamed," read the subject line of a 2005 email Chris Cuomo "wrote me, one hour after he sexually harassed me," Shelley Ross, a TV journalist, writes. She would "like to see him journalistically repent." https://t.co/dRFh6671PD

— The New York Times (@nytimes) September 24, 2021

Hosts of The View, Sunny Hostin and Ana Navarro, tested positive for covid and an interview they had planned with Kamala Harris has been postponed. Joy Behar says both are vaccinated. This must have something to do with Meghan McCaine.

Read more at the AP.

After three years Grimes and Elon Musk have broken up.

He’s left her for an AI.

Read more at Page Six.

https://pagesix.com/2021/09/24/elon-musk-and-grimes-break-up-after-three-years-together/?utm_source=P6Twitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow

Corey Feldman is celebrating 35th yEARS since playing Teddy in Stand By Me, by selling a prosthetic ear identical to the one he wore in the movie.

Hey great, this will go perfectly with my Reservoir Dogs ear.

Read more at CFNFTNme.

The country music superstar is very pro-vax. He’s skipping arena shows in favor of performing in dive bars. Brooks says dive bars are more interested in requiring vaccinations.

Yeah cause we all think of dive bars as being filled with responsible people.

Read more at Mediaite.

Halford chose his list of top ten songs, although he said they’re really all tied for first. Among the top ten were Sabbath, Slayer, and Davey Bowie, the Thin White Duke.

Black Sabbath: Paranoid
Slayer: Angel of Death
Dio: Holy Diver
Metallica: Ride the Lightening
Motorhead: Ace of Spades
Ozzy Osbourne: Bark at the Moon
Pantera: Walk
Scorpions: Blackout
RATM: Bulls on Parade
Davey Bowie: Space Oddity

The one list Bowie wouldn’t want to be on.

If you love Dune– and I mean REALLY love Dune, you just have to buy this house now that its for sale.

Unless of course you pissed away all your savings on bad football bets.

Read more at sfgate.

While receiving the DONOSTIA Award at the San Sebastián International Film Festival, Johnny Depp complained about cancel culture.

Yeah it’s like you can’t even punch a woman anymore.

Read more at moviemaker.

Spoiler alert the ending is really sad.

Didn’t this guy watch the Wire? No crack glass on the soles of your shoes, dude. Dead giveaway everytime.

Undercover Police Officer Walking Through Oak Park, Sacramento “Trying To Score” Drugs 🃏 pic.twitter.com/okGxVMlim5

— Public Outsider (@publicoutsider) September 21, 2021

A little rocker dude captured Tom Morellos heart and went viral bringing this tiny toy guitar in for show and tell.

What is a guitar said every zoomer.

This kid has got literally everything single thing it takes for excellence and awesomeness times ten https://t.co/irnVGcd6g3

— Tom Morello (@tmorello) September 23, 2021

Tarantula, burger, vocabulary, burglary, mother, bird, squirrel. Barrel, regularly,

He’s still the best public speaker in Scotland.

@rsullivan1991

Words Scottish People Struggle To Say! #scotland #accent #foryou

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