Friday September 23: Daily Links

FRIDAY 9.23


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Thank God the FDA Warned Us About Nyquil Chicken

The Food and Drug Administration put out a memo warning about the dangers of an alleged social media trend- cooking chicken in Nyquil. Except nobody was doing it or even talking about it. Until now.

How about Nyquil Shrimp?

Read more at Buzzfeednews.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kelseyweekman/nyquil-chicken-fda-warning-tiktok-trend


Stunning New Images of Neptune's Rings

The James Webb Telescope has given us clearer images of Neptune’s rings than we’ve ever seen before. They are magnificent.

Nerds everywhere are popping science boners.

Read more at Digg.


Elon Musk Thinks Patents Are For Pussies?

On an episode of Jay Leno’s Garage, Elon Musk said “I don’t care about patents. Patents are for the weak,” when Leno asked him if he had patents on the materials used to construct the Space X rockets.

That’s easy to say when they’re not yours

Read more at TMZ


Simpsons Episode Convinces Q Heads of Crazy Theory

A German lawmaker made a mistake, that included a reference to September 24th (9/24). There’s a Simpsons Episode From Season 24, Episode 9, (9/24) that covers the complete breakdown of society after a major catastrophe, and doomsday preppers. According to Vice, “The episode also features an electromagnetic pulse device, which QAnon followers believe will usher in “10 days of darkness” and ultimately the return of former President Donald Trump to the Oval Office.”

So…Its like a surprise party but we have to wait ten days for the birthday boy to walk in?

Read more at vice.


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SPORTS



NIL Deals Mean We're Going to See a Lot More Aging College Students

According to the WSJ, there are at least 18 quarterbacks who are at least 23, and there’s a 32 year old punter at Oklahoma State.

Now that they’re all pros why would anybody leave?

Read more at WSJ


Greg Norman's LIV Pitch to Congress Not Getting Much Support

Even the GOP isn’t interested in hearing Norman complain that he thinks its unfair that he can’t make a bazillion dollars with the LIV and still compete in PGA tourneys. “Don’t come in here and act like you’re doing some great thing while you’re pimping a billion dollars of Saudi Arabian money and the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia in the United States,” Rep. Chip Roy (R-Texas) told reporters

Dude. Didn’t we all learn by age 5 you can’t eat your cake and have it too?

Read more at Golf Digest


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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Brad Pitt Tells Us Who He Thinks is the Most Handsome

The world loves looking at Brad Pitt’s beautiful face, so you might be wondering, who does Brad Pitt think is a beautiful man? Paul Newman and George Clooney?

Really put yourself on the line there with some controversial picks, eh Brad?


Martin Short and Shania Twain Joining Beauty and the Beast Live

Shania will play Mrs. Potts and Short is planning to play Lumiere, the two characters voiced by Angela Lansbury and Jerry Orbach.

Seriously? Lumiere? Martin Short has LaFeu written all over him. #ageism.

Read more at Variety.


Vince Gilligan Gets Two Season PickUp For New Mystery Show Starring Rhea Seehorn

Gilligan is fresh off making the best tv series in the history of television- Better Call Saul. Rhea of course played Kim Wexler in the series, to perfection.

Whatever it is, we’re watching it.


Johnny Depp Dating His Lawyer

Joelle Rich, who was a part of Depp’s legal team in the Amber Heard defamation case, and Johnny Depp are dating, causing all kinds of paparazzi excitement.

Hope she’s already putting together her case.

Read more at E Onlinef


Jeff Garlin Suffers From Bipolar Disorder

The day after the ABC series “The Goldbergs” killed off Jeff Garlin’s character Murray Goldberg, the actor announced that he has bipolar disorder. Garlin announced on Instagram that he suffers from the condition this week. “Bipolar is a motherf*cker,” Garlin writes. “Sometimes it’s just too much to deal with. I’m doing the best I can. This the first time that I’ve opened up about this.”

It’s okay Jeff. We’ve always known.

Read more at deadline.



Whoopi Goldberg Forced to Apologize to Lindsay Graham

After a commercial break, Goldberg reluctant apologized for joking about Senator Graham, sexuality. “Maybe he’s getting married. Do it quick, because I know people are fooling around with our marriage rights,” she said.

After hanging out with Trump, didn’t know Graham could be insulted.

Read more at Hollywood Life



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