Oh so just like the most fun ever? Quick bragging. Some of us are stuck in our house in the middle of a pandemic.

What would happen if you were stuck in zero gravity without anything to grab onto? As I demonstrated one day in the middle of an empty Kibo ISS module – it could be quite funny. #Throwback pic.twitter.com/NsAwDnKWp4

— Garrett Reisman (@astro_g_dogg) September 10, 2020

500,000 people, or 10% of the state, are being evacuated from Oregon due to the raging wildfires. Might as well ship them all to Portland to keep the protests going.

Read more at apnews.com.

It’s just been revealed that the Treasury Department, starting four years ago, has been siphoning millions of dollars from a fund dedicated to helping FDNY 9/11 first responders. That money was diverted to the Air Force One Gold Flat Screen TV Initiative.

Read more at triblive.

She acts like a naughty lil puppy and makes bank for it. She also gets extra cash when she pees on the newspaper.

Read more at nypost.com.

Nebraska’s Governor is stopping nearly all the state mandated social distancing orders and making them voluntary. There will still be restrictions on large gatherings. But now you can finally go back to Walmart without a mask and live your best life.

Read more at apnews.

Hey Chiefs you may have brought the thirsty city of Kansas City the title they wanted but they booed your moment of unity like slack jaw racists.

In Missouri Black Lives don’t matter but you knew that.

Read more at kansascity.com.

Dak Prescott’s talked about dealing with his Depression and Fox Sports’ Skip Bayless trolled him for it . “You are commanding an entire franchise,” Bayless said. “They’re all looking to you to be their CEO, to be in charge of the football team. Because of all that, I don’t have sympathy for him going public with, ‘I got depressed’ and ‘I suffered depression early in COVID to the point that I couldn’t even go work out.’ Look, he’s the quarterback of America’s team.”

Bayless also knows that Dak’s brother recently committed suicide. Do Black Lives Matter? Not in the NFL.

Read more at thewrap.com.

Al Michaels has been trending on Twitter for not saying anything after Chris Collinsworth said he stand with the players. Michaels also made a few references to the over hitting in the game. This never would have happened with Tony Romo.

Al Michaels hates I mean hates talking about social justice

— Robert Littal BSO (@BSO) September 11, 2020

Chris Collinsworth says he came here to call a game, but wants the audience to know “I stand with these players,” who are calling for racial justice. Al Michaels: crickets. #NFLKickoff

— Paul Begala (@PaulBegala) September 11, 2020

Al Michaels didn’t have a thoughtful word to say about these social justice moments. Awfully quiet there buddy. Shout out to Chris Collinsworth for being a positive voice though.

— Dark Kent (@Ajenebk) September 11, 2020

Everybody was pulling for you, Goldberg!

Ducks fly together!

Read more at tmz.

After years of being delisted, Scott Pilgrim is back!

Now you don’t have to go pee due to boredom.

Read more at theverge.

Its been awhile since we’ve heard about Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes but the latest news says she’s pleading insanity.

Yeah being a pathological liar is probably a type of mental illness… unless she’s just lying about that too!

Read more at dailymail.

Harper Collins is suing Lindsay Lohan for $365,000 after she signed a book deal with them back in 2014 but never delivered. To be fair, they should have known this would happen.

Read more at tmz.

Insiders are predicting the Kardashian’s will be signing with Apple, Netflix or Amazon within the year now they’ve announced the end of their E! show. Or they can start their own streaming service called Assflix and keep all the money for themselves.

Read more at pagesix.com.

The future is yours San Francisco but it’s not the future you wanted. It’s the Blade Runner.

Via digg.com.

Two bikers on a trail got into it when one started scolding a disabled biker for using a motorized bike. Start the countdown to this guy being canceled now.

Read more at tmz.

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