Friday October 28 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at October 28, 2022

THURSDAY 10.28

NEWS STORIES

It's Done. Elon Musk Owns Twitter for $44B

Changes are already happening at Twitter, the company’s CEO and CFO are both leaving now that Elon Musk owns the company.

For another two bucks they’ll throw in MySpace.

Meta Has Lost $700 Billion In Value

Since September of last year, Meta has lost $700 billion in value and Wall Street is calling it a “train wreck”. Why are they insulting train wrecks like this?

New Florida Residents Feel Lost After Hurricane Ian

They moved to Florida for endless sunshine, or maybe for political reasons, or cheap cost of living. Now, after Hurricane Ian, its all shit.

In Florida all dreams become nightmares.

Conservative Student Event Cancelled After Giant Fight Breaks Out

Over 100 protestors and counter protestors got into a massive fight which resulted in the cancellation of a right wing student event at UC Davis.

And people say millennials are soft….

Want to Know How a Pillow Man Propels the Election Deniers?

The NYT has looked at the data, and has found that Mike Lindell hasn’t just assisted in the conspiracy voter fraud movement, he’s at the center of it. My Pillow provides key funding to the theories and conspiracies and he’s using promo codes to create a web of podcasters and pundits.

Also, anyone who would buy that garbage pillow will believe anything.

Teary Jim Cramer Apologizes About Meta Recommend

Facebook/Meta stock has plummeted, and its about to drop out of the top 20 stocks list. And Big Jim Cramer is feeling just despondent for encouraging viewers to buy Meta.“I made a mistake here. I was wrong. I trusted this management team. That was ill-advised. The hubris here is extraordinary and I apologize,” he said.

They would have been better off buying stock in my pillow.

NY Post Tweet About Murdering AOC Was Not Sent By a Hacker

It was an employee who sent the offensive tweet, and not a hacker as initially believed. The rogue tweeter, who among other tweets, wrote “We must assassinate AOC for America.” has been fired. “The New York Post’s investigation indicates that the unauthorized conduct was committed by an employee, and the employee has been terminated,” they said. “This morning, we immediately removed the vile and reprehensible content from our website and social media accounts.”

He’s already fielding calls from Newsmax.

SPORTS

Russell Wilson In Flight Workout Prompts Rant

Kyle Brandt, host of “Good Morning Football” ranted about Wilson’s bizarre mid flight mile high workout.

Turns out mister unlimited is a real weirdo.

Latest Update: Giselle Tom Split IS About Football

US Weekly says, Brady’s wife, Gisele Bundchen, has informed him that “either he leaves football to spend time with the family or she is gone for good.”

The bucs should have told him the same thing.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Valerie Bertinelli Mortified After Matthew Perry Kiss and Tell

In his new book, Matthew Perry told a story about making out with Valerie Bertinelli while her husband Eddie Van Halen was passed out. Bertinelli reacted saying she was mortified.

Oh Matty, before you kiss and tell, make sure the pretty girl isn’t going to tell the world she’s embarrassed she kissed you.

Chris Redd Attacked Outside Comedy Cellar in NYC

Chris Redd was slugged in the face as an attacker tried to snatch his gold chain off him outside the Comedy Cellar. He was exiting a vehicle around 9:40 when a man approached him and clocked him.

Will Smith has not been apprehended.

Schumer Will Host SNL

Saturday Night Live has announced that Schumer will return to the famous stage for her third time hosting the show next weekend on November 5th, right before elections.

Amy? Aw shit, thought it was Chuck Schumer.

Matthew Perry Apologizes For Wishing Keanu Dead

Matthew Perry spoke to People and apologized for his Keanu comments: “I’m actually a big fan of Keanu. I just chose a random name, my mistake. I apologize. I should have used my own name instead.” So Matt still hates Keanu.

James Corden Sez He's Done Nothing Wrong

James Corden had this to say to the New York Times: “I haven’t done anything wrong, on any level. So why would I ever cancel this? I was there. I get it. I feel so zen about the whole thing. Because I think it’s so silly. I just think it’s beneath all of us. It’s beneath you. It’s certainly beneath your publication.” It’s nice to know his public shaming hasn’t changed him.