Friday October 23: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at October 23, 2020

FRIDAY 10.23

NEWS STORIES

Chicken Sandwich With a Claw !?

“Because our chickens are organic, free-range and vegetarian-fed,
we aren’t shy about
showing off a little leg. And by a little leg, we mean the WHOLE
leg – deboned thigh, drumstick, Claude the Claw.”

Don’t name the claw. Makes it worse.

Kristen Welker Wins Debate

Well you be a Trumper or even a Bidener but it was all about Sister Kirsten Welker.

She ran a strong debate

Somewhere Chris Wallace is sucking his thumb.

Who's Killing The Dead Heads?

New murder porn podcast about the cold cases surrounding fans of the Grateful Dead.
Who’s stalking and killing them?

My guess? Age.

Who Won The Debate?

Trump didn’t scream. Biden didn’t wander off. We got something that we act like we wanted but we don’t really.

Who lost the debate? Us.

What in God’s Name is Going on with Mitch McConnell’s Hand

Despite the fact McConnell’s hand is clearly seriously discolored and bandaged, he claims it’s fine. Well at least you’re a favorite for the Senate’s Halloween Costume contest.

Macy's Shitcans Santa Claus

Macy’s made the sad announcement it won’t be having Santa Claus greeting children at its Manhattan store this year. Instead he will be replaced by Hans Covid, the droplet spewing Nordic goblin.

NYC Issues New Trick Or Treating Guidelines

New York City has issued new guidelines for what is now being called ‘Coronaween’. The city is recommending that trick or treaters stick to the outdoors, avoid the inside of apartment buildings and only accept candy given out in a bowl. They are also asking that people wear a mask on top of whatever costume they already have on – even if the outfit includes a mask. Looks like the Hazmat suit is a lock to be this year’s most popular costume.

SPORTS

Tom Brady Explains Why He Shuns Nick Foles

Big Tom Claims it’s a coincidence that he didn’t shake Foles hand, “I don’t know one reason or another why I wouldn’t do that. Sometimes I run off the field, sometimes I haven’t.”

Sure. That’s the ticket.

Danny Dimes Rumbling Stumbling Fumbling

Daniel Jones was off to the races for 80 yards. No one will remember the run, just him falling.

Did he slip on his own shit?

ENTERTAINMENT

Quibi Founder Tells Employees to Listen to a Song from Animated Film ‘Trolls’ Before Telling Them They Were All Losing Their Jobs

Nice way to break to them gently in way they can understand.

Next have them watch Bambi and explain that Quibi is “Bambi’s Mom”.

Read dailymail.co.uk.

Elton John Gets His Own Barbie

To coincide with the 45th Anniversary of his record-breaking concert at Dodger Stadium, Elton John has teamed up with Mattel to create his limited edition Barbie. The 12-inch doll will have a rainbow-detailed bomber jacket, flared denim pants with an ‘E’ and a ‘J’ on each leg. Temper tantrums not included.

Tim Burton Wants To Reboot The Addams Family As A TV Series

Tim Burton is in talks to direct and executive produce a reboot of The Addams Family TV series. It would be set in the present day and would be told from the point of view of Wednesday Addams. It would be a lot cooler if were told from the viewpoint of Thing.

GOING VIRAL

Puppy Born With Green Fur

It’s not that easy being green
Having to spend each day the color of the leaves
When I think it could be nicer being red, or yellow or gold
Or something much more colorful like that

Via digg.

Gladiator With Surfer Dudes

OK nothing about this is needed or follows any logic but who really needs. It’s just a weed moment.

Via digg.com.

Dad Makes A Perfectly Timely Zoom Halloween Costume for His Daughter

Okay just watch out, one of those squares is Jeffery Toobin.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Do You Live In the Most Hated State??

Well, depends. How quickly can you obtain a pork roll?