Friday November 5: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at November 5, 2021

FRIDAY 11.5

NEWS STORIES

NYC Mayor Wants to Get Paid in Bitcoin

Eric Adams says he’ll take his first 3 checks as Mayor of NYC in bitcoin. He’s hoping to attract crypto developers to the city. “NYC is going to be the center of the cryptocurrency industry and other fast-growing, innovative industries! Just wait!”

Sounds like someone’s getting more than his check in bitcoin. Bet you a bitcoin that this mayor doesn’t stay in office to the end of his term.

Dangerous New Street Drug PAINT Found in Cali

The new highly addictive psychedelic is rust colored powder inside a clear capsule.

Is that paint? Or is it spice? Someone’s been watching too much Dune.

SPORTS

Suns CEO Furious About Racism Allegations

Robert Sarver has responded to allegations that he has presided over an atmosphere of racism and misogyny. He’s reportedly complained to others about why can’t he use the n-word. “There is so much that is inaccurate and misleading in this story that I hardly know where to begin,” he said.

Here’s a little suggestion. Don’t start with the N-Word.

Aaron Rodgers Furious

According to a source, Green Bay QB Aaron Rodgers “is “furious” over the fact that his true status was leaked.

Dude. You got caught. Not leaked.

Barstool Sports Founder Accused of Humiliating Sexual Behavior

Business Insider released a report that shows multiple women accusing Portnoy of humiliating them during sexual encounters with elements of their encounters that were not completely consensual. While stopping short of accusing him of assault, the women claim their encounters were disturbing and humiliating. Portnoy responded in two videos totalling 12 minutes.

Portnoy responded that if the allegations were true, it would make him a horrible person, but denies that they happened as the women reported.

He’ll still get to rate pizza though, right?

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

nothing here yet

Chris Evans is People’s Sexiest Man Alive

The Annual People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive has been revealed and its Captain America himself- Chris Evans.

Odd. He’s not even the sexiest Chris alive.

Did Chris Pratt Diss His Son and His Ex?

Movie star Chris Pratt posted a seemingly sweet Instagram about his daughter, but fans are accusing him of slighting his other child. The post praises his current wife Katherine Schwarzenegger and the daughter they share. “She’s given me an amazing life, a gorgeous healthy daughter,” he wrote. Fans were quick to comment that this felt like a slam on his Ex Anna Farris and their son who was born premature, required multiple surgeries, and continues to have certain special needs due to heart problems.

He also praised Mario and not Garfield. What a prick.

Cardi B Says Yes to Kal Penn!

Yes, the pop star is down to officiate at Kal Penn’s upcoming wedding. He didn’t actually ask, but he did say he had a dream that she did the deed for him

It’s nice day for a wet ass wedding.

The Rock Pledges No More Guns

Dwayne Johnson says he will only use rubber guns on movie sets after the terrible tragedy that happened on the set of the movie Rust.

Why? Are you doing a movie with Alec Baldwin?

Guy Fieri Will Officiate at K-Stew Wedding

Kristen Stewart is a huge fan of flavortown and is thrilled to learn that Guy Fieri is willing to officiate her wedding.

She’s now looking for a nice priest to cater the reception.

VIRAL & TRENDING

Suspect Leads Police on Cinematic Attempted Getaway

Bad news for him- he still got caught. The good news is he just got drafted by the Raiders

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Cities The Planet Could Lose in the Next Ten Years

Timeout Identifies 8 Cities That Could Be Underwater by 2030, including New Orleans, Savannah, Venice, and more.

On the bright side there will be more room for fish to stretch out their shit.