Friday November 20: Daily Links
FRIDAY 11.20
NEWS STORIES
Lara Trump To The Senate!?
Well Dems this one one election you can’t steal! The President’s daughter-in-law Lara Trump is mulling running for the Senate in North Carolina.
In other news Eric Trump wants a puppy for Christmas.
Rockefeller Christmas Tree Is Getting Spruced Up
After severe criticism about its appearance, crews have been spotted adding extra branches to the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree. Producers are hoping to make this a Christmas episode of Extreme Makeover.
Tiny Turkeys Are in High Demand this Year
For the first time, if you’re late to the grocery store next week you’ll be forced to make a massive turkey for two. Oh well, turkey sandwiches for weeks!!
Twitter Doesn’t Actually Delete Your Fleet in 24 Hours
Turns out your fleet is not actually that fleeting. Twitter stores fleets for 30 days in case of extremist content and misinformation.
That’s a lot of extra storage for mediocre selfies.
SPORTS
Mark Sanchez Thinks Sam Darnold Should Leave The Jets
Mark Sanchez said that it’s best for Sam Darnold to leave the Jets and start fresh for another team. This advice is coming from the guy who gave us The Butt Fumble and ate a hot dog on the sidelines during a game.
Tiger And His Son To Team Up In PNC Championship
Tiger Woods and his son Charlie will team up to compete in the PNC Championship in Orlando next month. The 11 year old Charlie is already an accomplished junior golfer and this will mark the first time father and son will be in a tourney together. Charlie will give his dad crap if he doesn’t make the cut.
Matt Stafford's Wife Is DONE With This Covid Dictatorship
Kelly Stafford, Matthew Stafford’s wife, goes on to IG live to rail against the shut downs in Michigan and around the country calling it a dictatorship. She is also probably bankrolling militias as we speak.
The Washington Football Team May Be Here To Stay
Looks like The Washington Football Team is in the running to be their name going forward. The team’s president says “People are excited about the idea of a club has an identity rooted solely in the area it represents.” So the Giants and Jets will be changing their names to The New York Football Team A and New York Football Team B. The fans’ll love it.
Washington Football Team is “definitely in the running” as the franchise’s long-term name
President Jason Wright: “People are excited about the idea of a club has an identity rooted solely in the area it represents.”
(via @john_keim) pic.twitter.com/MA4Nn50KMk
— B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) November 19, 2020
ENTERTAINMENT
Who's the Dad Of Peoples s Cutest Baby!?
What are the odds that a celebrity would have the cutest baby of the year? It’s Anderson Cooper.
His other baby is Kathy Griffin. She never won.
.@andersoncooper's Son Wyatt Morgan Is PEOPLE's Cutest Baby Alive 2020! ❤️ https://t.co/DRocBC9T6F | 📷: Courtesy Anderson Cooper pic.twitter.com/pk9YvjkoQG
— People (@people) November 19, 2020
Halle Berry Had Her First Orgasm When She Was 11
While chatting with her friend Lindsey Flores on Instagram, Halle Berry said she gave herself her first orgasm she was 11 years old. If she told crazy stories like this on OnlyFans, she would make a fortune.
https://pagesix.com/2020/11/20/halle-berry-had-her-first-orgasm-at-age-11/
Tik Tok's Biggest Star Acts Like A Brat, Loses A Million Followers, Cries
Charli Damelio, the most followed person on Tik Tok, acted as if she threw up when eating a snail on a YouTube video she shot with her family and acted a bit bratty. She also complained that she didn’t get to 100 million followers fast enough. So she’s now lost a million followers over it and is not handling it well. All she needs is a new dance challenge and that’ll get the people back on her side.
GOING VIRAL
Gorilla and Injured Bird
Well this should give you a 2020 case of the ‘feels.’ Big ass gorilla checking on an injured bird.
Stay until the end. She eats it.
Hide Dat Key
Well this may be the dumbest thing that you’ve ever seen but damnit it works.
No it’s just dumb.
@ellieer_ ##duet with @green.rabbit ##fyp ##workoutwithteamgb ##foryoupage
Buzzfeed Makes a Quiz from Popular Subreddit Am I the A-Hole
This is the kind of content HuffPo has to look forward to.
Snark aside, it’s still pretty fun to play.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Here’s a Shocker: Guess Which States Have the Worst Covid Outbreaks
States with the Fewest Restrictions are Currently Having the Worst Covid Outbreaks.
Only Nancy Drew can crack this case.
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