New policy for CNN’s New Years Eve Broadcast– no drinking allowed. Except that Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper will still be allowed to drink.

So basically Don “Hard Lemonade” Lemon is banned from drinking.

Read more at NY Post

A judge has blocked Desantis’ new anti-education bill from going into effect, at least for now.

If Desantis is going to take on trump he’d bettter get used to losing.

Read more at Politico

A new whiskey and wine bar that opened in Trump Tower a year ago is pretty much deserted. It seems a $45 cocktail called the Forty Five isn’t much of a draw.

He should have gone with the “Grab Em by the Pussy Pub” idea instead.

Read more at whiskeyraiders

A major study has determined that Ayahuasca can cause mental health problems that last months– and not just in some users– in the majority of users.

Well that explains Aaron Rodgers.

Read more at Daily Mail

Lori Lightfoot’s new ad has spurred a flood of criticism, with many calling for the mayor to “resign in disgrace.” In the ad Lightfood says she was “cool” during COVID and “delivered” more jobs. Critics complain that crime is rampant in Chicago and this is no time to be handing out self adulation.

This is stupid. Chicago’s been in a crime crisis since the 1920s and nobody in Chicago is cool.

Read more at nypost.

Commanders Sued for Cheating Fans

Uh Oh, the Washington Commanders are being accused of failing to return security deposits for season ticket holders, which means fans were cheated out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.

The commanders are the only thing worse than politics in DC

Read more at ESPN

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/35048063/dc-sues-commanders-cheating-fans-ticket-money

A potentially historic snow storm in Buffalo this weekend has forced the Bills and the Browns to borrow a stadium from the Detroit Lions. Four to six feet of lake effect snow could blanket the Buffalo area.

Finally Detroit gets a winner.

Read more at USA Today

The Dallas man who caught judge’s 62nd home run ball has already turned down an offer for $3 million for the ball, but he’s ready to part with it now. The ball is headed for auction and its believed it will fetch over that 3 millie mark.

Hopefully the highest bid will be a tour of the locker room. But don’t judge him.

Read more at TMZ

Woah they’re building the Expendable on the D Line

Read more at usatoday

According to public records, Tom Brady’s sports therapy foundation which provides wellness services to schools is spending a ton of money with Tom Brady’s for profit sports and wellness provider company which is kind of sketchy.

Isn’t that sweet- he’s following in the footsteps of Tom Brady.

Read more at The Daily Beast

Jezebel has the first photo of Pete Davidson and Emily Ratajkowski and the world is excited about it.

Sex tape soon to follow.

Read more at Jezebel

Tickets for the Tayor Swift tour were supposed to go on sale after fans got early access but that’s been cancelled after Ticketmaster systems practically melted down during the presale.

Seems like you guys aren’t the master of tickets.

Read more at barstool.

Quentin Tarantino is planning to direct a limited television series in eight episodes for an unnamed streaming service.

Film is dead.

Read more at Indiewire.

With a $340 million budget, some are asking if Universal can make enough money on the 10th Movie in the Fast and the Furious franchise to make a profit.

Kind of embarrassed that they will even sell one ticket but yeah everyone will show up.

Read more at Yahoo

The new movie about four friends stars some major silver starpower- Lily Tomlin, Jane Fonda, Rita Moreno and Sally Field play four 80 year old women who take a trip to the Super Bowl.

Brady is the oldest star in this movie.

Pretty sure Pink floyd was already AI

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