Okay when this was a free vacation at the billionaire’s home, maybe Clarence could slide this one past us. Then Thomas said he didn’t know it was wrong to let an influential billionaire buy his moms house, but continue to let the mother live there. Now it’s looking like Crow even paid tuition for Clarence Thomas’ kid to go to a fancy private school. The bill was over $6,000 month.

We’re all doubting Thomas.

Read more at propublica.

Someone dumped 500 pounds of pasta in the woods in central Jersey this week baffling authorities.

Looks like Christie Christie decided to quit carbs this week.

Read more at NY Times

Thiel says he would make a “terrific president” and “If he’s the Republican nominee, I will strongly support him in 2024,” Thiel said on a Podcast this week.

Wake up Pete, you were having a dream.

Read more at Business Insider.

Emails revealed that Walker took $535k in political contributions and deposited them in his the account of his personal company, a serious violation of campaign finance laws.

Hey with that kind of money he could have bought a Supreme Court Justice instead of running for Senate.

Read more at Huff Post.

Strikers shut down the Billions set for hours this week as the show attempted to keep filming despite the strike. Picketers blocked the entryway and prevented a tow truck bringing a prop jeep from gaining acess to the set. Cast and crew members also refused to cross the line.

Wait so you’re saying they’ve had writers? On the set?

Read more at Deadline.

After leaving his beloved Barca team, world Champion Lionel Messi went to play for France and briefly flirted with the idea of coming to Miami. A source says the Saudis are willing to offer him $400 million to play with their league in the summer of 2024 which doubles the blockbuster deal Ronaldo signed to play their summer 2025. His Paris team fined him for traveling to SA without authorization, and that move prompted him to change his mind about renewing his deal with them.

As Steve Miller says, go on take the money and run. Aoooooooooga.

Read more at Yahoo

San Francisco pitcher Logan Webb says 3/4 of the Giants have “the shits” after a trip to Mexico after playing the Padres in Mexico City last week.

How’s this different from every tourist?

Read more at TMZ

“I don’t know the details or the exact details as to what’s going on, but to my knowledge, there’s a lot of progression and a world of better,” Hart said.

Congrats to Kevin Hart on his medical degree. If you dont’ mind I’d like to get a second opinion from Dave Chappelle.

Read more at People

A jury has determined that Ed Sheeran did not steal any copyrightable elements of Marvin Gaye’s “Lets Get it On” when he wrote his “Thinking Out Loud” hit. “I am obviously very happy with the outcome of this case, and it looks like I’m not going to have to retire from my day job, after all. But at the same time, I am unbelievably frustrated that baseless claims like this are allowed to go to court at all,” the singer said.

Just another blow to Gaye rights.

Read more at AP

The Writers Strike has forced Saturday Night Live to end their season prematurely. Only three live episodes remained in the 48th season. We already knew Pete Davidson was going to host this upcoming Saturday’s episode, but the last two hosts had not yet been announced. Now we know Kieren Culkin and Jennifer Coolidge were set to close out the season but those episodes have already been cancelled.

At least some good has come out of the writers strike.

Read more at Deadline.

Barrymore says she is standing in solidarity with the WGA strike. “I have listened to the writers, and in order to truly respect them, I will pivot from hosting the MTV Movie & TV Awards live in solidarity with the strike. Everything we celebrate and honor about movies and television is born out of their creation. And until a solution is reached, I am choosing to wait but I’ll be watching from home and hope you will join me. ”

The shows going to take place without a host which unfortunately may be an improvement.

Read more at CNN

A collection of documents reviewed by the Wall Street Journal reveals that Woody Allen met up on the regs for dinners with Jeffrey Epstein, even after allegations of soliciting minors surfaced.

File this under common knowledge.

Read more at NY Post.

Ortega is getting mocked by the writers after she did an interview about how she always punches up scripts on set. “Jenna Ortega better be back from NY for her afternoon shift on the picket line,” one tweeted earlier this week. Another said “Without writers, Jenna Ortega will have nothing to punch up!”

Let’s see them go viral for a fun dance.

Read more at THR

Fisher was unhappy about being snubbed from a Hollywood Walk of Fame event honoring Carrie Fisher. But it turns out Billie and Uncle Todd have been on the outs for years so maybe it shouldn’t be such a shock.

Todd Fisher make Eddie fisher look like a decent human being .

Read more at Page Six

A rumor started somewhere on social media that alleged that Coster got someone who worked on the Yellowstone set pregnant and that’s why he and his wife were getting a divorce. A source close to Costner says no, that’s not true.

Good enough for us.

Read more at TMZ.

CBS has greenlit the unscripted game show, Lotería Loca. They’ve tapped Jamie Camil to host.

See! Who needs writers?

Read more at deadline.