We don’t have to take away guns, says Walker. What we need to do, is “get a department that can look at young men that’s looking at women that’s looking at social media.”

Herschel walker is so stupid he could be president.

Herschel Walker's solution to school shootings involves "a department that can look at young men that's looking at women that's looking at social media." pic.twitter.com/WAi7a4mwgz

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) May 26, 2022

Conway wrote in her memoir that she thinks she was the first person who told Trump that he had lost the election. Trump says GTFOOH Conway and wrote on TRUTH social network, “Kellyanne Conway never told me that she thought we lost the election. If she had I wouldn’t have dealt with her any longer – she would have been wrong – could go back to her crazy husband.”

Hey, has anybody ever written a book that Trump is happy with?

Read more at The Daily Beast

He should have called Davey Mac’s Jack and Ride because the Southwest Passenger who masturbated on a Southwest flight is going to jail for 48 days.

Where he’s free to masturbate for a crowd anytime he wants.

Read more at NY Post.

Laser technology has penetrated depths of the Amazon jungle too remote to be explored, and found pyramid structures as high as 8 story buildings.

Well thats great. Can I borrow your laser to find my keys?

Read more at Barstool

The JIF Peanut Butter Salmonella problem that led to a massive recall has now been extended to included candy bars and snacks that include JIF brand peanut butter, which wil upset choosy mothers everywhere.

I hope this peanut butter problem doesn’t spread.

Read more at CBS News

A few hundred New Yorkers of a certain age are going to get a new friend for free! ElliQ is kind of like Alexa, except instead of answering questions, The gift will come from the New YOrk State Office for the Aging and a company called Intuition Robotics. The device will essentially make small talk with its resident, read message and display photos from family and friends and doctors, play games, share workouts and help schedule transportation.

Aren’t old people crazy enough already?

Read more at Fox 5

Lunch at Davos will run you $75 bucks for a burrito and french fries. It’s ok though, these guys got it.

Read more at CNBC.

A woman’s female avatar was sexually assaulted in the metaverse – two men were making lewd comments towards her.

No evidence to the rumor that one of them is Deshaun Watson.

Read more at The Sun.

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Jimmy opened his show on Wednesday night with a nine minute appeal to Texans and lawmakers to enact gun reform in the wake of Uvalde. Only it didn’t air in Dallas. The local station claims it was an “innocent technical error” according to tMZ.

What a coincidence. The only time they’ve ever lost the feed to the show in all these years.

Read more at TMZ

To my friends in Dallas who are asking: I do not know whether our @ABCNetwork affiliate @wfaa cut away from my monologue tonight intentionally or inadvertently but I will find out. In the meantime, here's what you didn't get to see https://t.co/tqfHoBHMwN

— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) May 26, 2022

The actor said his battle with Covid last year was so brutal that it made his cancer look easy.

Well Jeff you had Cancer AND Covid, so lets not let cancer off the hook just yet.

Read more at Yahoo

Laverne Cox is the inspiration behind a brand new barbie doll. The actress has highlights and detachable elements to her outfit.

Too bad Ricky Germans doesn’t have kids.

Read more at DesignTaxi

Heard shared on the stand that she’s been receiving thousands of death threats every day from people who don’t like what she has to say about Johnny Depp.

In all fairness most of these are coming from Johnny Depp.

Read more at TMZ

Now that the original copyright for the book and character Winnie the Pooh has expired, the character is in the public domain, so someone made a movie about a psychopathic killer Winnie the Pooh thats out now.

Porn can’t be far behind.

Read more at yahoo.

Ray Liotta died this week which is depressing, so everyone came out with their top ten movie lists, including Rolling Stone.

Sure hope Goodfellas made the list.

Read more at Rolling Stone.

How is this not on espn?

Live from New York City pic.twitter.com/ziN3NZrWhR

— dinny (@dinfowars) May 24, 2022

Wallethub ranked which states are the best for Millennials to live in and which are the worst. They measured 5 key factors they deemed essential to Millennial happiness including affordability, education and health, quality of life, economic health and civic engagement.

Anywhere that’s not their parents basement would be an improvement.

Read more at Digg.

The New York Post is sounding the alarm that the young men of America are angry and taking it out on the world. How many times has this article been published?

Read more at the New York Post.