As memorial day weekend approaches, the township of Wildwood NJ announced that alcohol will not be permitted on beaches or the boardwalk.

What’s the point then?

Read more at NBC

CNN watchers are angry that the channel gave Trump a free commercial and now they’re pretty pissed about an upcoming Mike Pence Town Hall

It will be fun to see what the Mike Pence fanboys look like.

Read more at Yahoo.

Why are these whales attacking ships? Experts think its either revenge of some sort, or it could just be some teenage whale hooligans having some fun.

Who has the rights to Orca? It’s time for a reboot.

Read more at Gizmodo

Long time Trump advisor Stephen K. Bannon will go to trail next May for his role in defrauding Americans who paid money toward the construction of a southern border wall, a judge said Thursday.

Steve’s defense is to put this off till he can get a pardon.

Read more at DNYUZ.

Bob Beauprez, resigned from his position as the treasurer of CPAC this week, alleging that CPAC Chairman Matt Schlapp is involved in financial mismanagement.

Matt has a lot on his plate. He still has to deal with the ball Schlapp lawsuit.

Read more at Washington Post

Yale graduate Stewart Rhodes has been sentenced to 18 years in prison for his role in the Jan 6 capitol riots.

Another one of these eggheads going to jail? Guess that liberal indoctrination system we call college doesn’t brainwash everyone.

Read more at CBS News

Smiling Richard Barnett whose famous photo was seen in almost every media outlet around the world when he put his foot up on Nancy Pelosi’s desk on January 6th, has been sentenced to four and a half years in prison.

At least you went viral.

Read more at washington post.

After a brief period of pulling the new Ja’s from their website, Nike decided to release Ja Morant’s new sneakers despite that the athlete is currently suspended from the NBA for gun possession.

Guess everyone’s running to get them before he offs himself?

Read more at TMZ

Previous attempts to serve Shaquille O’Neal papers in connection the FTX class action lawsuit. had failed, but process servers finally got him.

You’re not going to be able to hide at your size dude

Read more at defector

While claiming not to be an antisemite, Roger Waters show uses plenty of Nazi-erotic imagery, including coming on stage in an SS officer uniform with a rifle.

Pink Floyd was right. You’re a dick.

Read more at mediaite.

Olivia Hussey and Leonard Whiting had filed the case claiming the director, Franco Zeferelli coerced them to do a nude scene while underage. The judge rejected the notion that the actions constituted child pornography

The actors in the Blue Lagoon just said, oh shit, thought we had something here.

Read more at Variety.

On the season premiere of the Kardashians, Kim dropped the revelation that Kanye was the one who started the rumor she fucked Drake. “He was the one that started a rumor that said I was hooking up with Drake, having an affair,” Kardashian shared on the episode, which aired on Wednesday. “Our whole marriage, he accused me of that publicly.”

“So the person that’s supposed to protect me the most, publicly would accuse me of having an affair our whole marriage,” she continued. “I really can’t wrap my head around how he thinks he is a protector.”

Even a rumor about fucking Drake is as bad as a sex tape.

Read more at huffpo.

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This lady was being interviewed about crime in memphis when a drive by shooting freaked out the reporter, but she stayed cool under pressure and Fox reporters were amazed by her bravery, and calmness telling the reporter “you’re okay jay.”

Just another day in Memphis.

Read more at mediaite

NEW: A drive-by shooting occurred in Memphis just as an on-camera interview with a Democratic city council candidate.

Yolanda Cooper-Sutton was going to be interviewed regarding violent crime in the city when gunfire erupted.

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— Kathie (@TheCrimsonWorm) May 25, 2023

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