You have to pay in bitcoin, and you have no idea if its legit or not but you can buy a vaccine of your choice on the dark web for $500. Sorry no refunds.

Finally blue chew has a vaccine.

Read more at boingboing.

These guys filmed from inside an Alabama tornado and its as frightening as you thought it would be.

Finally a Spanish language version of Twister.

Read more at cnn.com.

Watch it here:

SCARY perspective inside a likely tornado as it tore through Pelham
Source: Cesar LANGUAGE warning pic.twitter.com/wbThplVPcx

— Jonathan Hardison (@FOX6Hardison) March 25, 2021

This Southwest pilot hates liberals in Bay Area and everyone got to hear it on hot mic. The tower was able to hear a pilot say choice phrases like, “Fuck this place, goddamn liberal fucks. Fucking weirdos, probably driving around in fucking Hyundais, fucking roads and shit that go slow as fuck. You don’t have balls unless you’re fucking rolling coal, man, goddamit it.”

This time next week he’ll be driving for greyhound.

Read more at sfgate.com.

Here's the audio of the Southwest pilot going on a rant about the Bay Area caught on a hot mic: pic.twitter.com/hJ2nhDeckV

— I need to go to the bathroom (@BugPennis) March 25, 2021

Two helicopter pilots were caught on a scanner joking about homeless people and protesters. It’s not clear whether the speakers were from LAPD or media copters.

“It’s great when they put the fuel dumps on these helicopters. I would have dumped it on Glendale Blvd a long time ago,” one speaker says. “I’ll bring the match” laughs another.

It’s great to hear to somebody on their last day of work.

Police scanners caught @LAPDHQ joking about burning unhoused people and protesters alive in response to the #EchoParkRiseUp protest. pic.twitter.com/wAxWSKfciv

— Vishal P Singh (@VPS_Reports) March 25, 2021

A woman who has a history of mental illness and drug addiction got lost in drain tunnels for 3 weeks after going for a swim.

So thats where BL’s Been.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

Tour guide Sveinn Snorri Sighvatsson got some raw press by getting naked in front of an erupting volcano.

The first chance he’s had to warm his penis up since august.

Read more at CNN

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Reddit noticed something odd about Dominos UK adverts for pepperoni pizza and it turns out this disturbing placement o fmeat has been bothering people for a long time.

Was the guy who made these ads also driving the boat that got stuck in the Suez?

Via Reddit.

UMMM @Dominos_UK

WHY IS THERE PENIS PEPPERONI???? pic.twitter.com/HK6ZPi4mnq

— Loogems (@woahgoshly) September 24, 2020

Thanks, I hate pepperoni peni. Well played Dominos. from r/TIHI

Pepsi and Peeps teamed up to make an abomination: marshmallow cola in adorable tiny and brightly colored cans.

Please say this is just an early April Fools Day joke. We’ve been through enough trauma this year to have to deal with Peeps soda.

Read more at popsugar.

Pepsi, Peeps team up to create marshmallow soda https://t.co/VoAu9cz5fM pic.twitter.com/77tVRsI8MA

— WPXI (@WPXI) March 26, 2021

everyone: wtf peeps flavored Pepsi?

me: trans nonbinary Pepsi 👁👄👁 pic.twitter.com/XkypCpgN1M

— selene ✡︎ טבע לְבָנָה (@padmrey) March 26, 2021

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The Jockey has admitted to evading testing, and says he became depressed during the lockdown and did coke four or five times prior to the race in question. His license will be suspended for six months.

There’s a cocaine limit?

Wouldn’t 1000 times the legal cocaine be 0?

Read more at BBC

Pete Davidson will be on Snoop Dog’s commentary team for the big Jake Paul vs Ben Askren fight on April 17.

His new wife will keep an eye on the house while he’s gone.

Read more at CNET

After making news multiple times for her Twitter moves in the last few months, she’s quitting. Chrissy says the platform is too negative, and not only stepped away, but deleted her entire account

See you in two weeks.

Read more at AP.com.

Wes and his father Elijah are moving to Sesame Street to address issues of race. They are the first black family to move into the neighborhood.

In one clip, the new muppets explain to Elmo about skin color. “The color of one’s skin is an important part of who we are, but we should all know that it’s OK that we all look different in so very many ways.”

Wait, first black muppets? Ernie’s not black?

Read more at CBS

They were practicing kissing in 1992 for movie Poison Ivy.

Drew was already ten years into girl kissing by then.

Read more at ew.com.

Jonny FairPlay is celebrating the news that he will not be prosecuted for allegedly stealing from his grandmother.

Always nice to see a good guy come out on top.

Read more at TMZ

Disneyland is adding MORE rides, MORE restaurants, MORE shops.

Awesome. MORE crowded is what everyones looking for in 2021!

Read more at ktla.

TikToker Reminds us that Willem Dafoe had to have a penis stand for Lars Van Trier’s ‘AntiChrit’

Seems like Dafoe could have swapped roles with Mark Wahlberg and played Dirk Diggler.

Via digg.

@florencia.di

If you’ve seen the reddit post you know it’s true #fyp #foryou #filmfacts #horrorfilm #horror #willemdafoe #film #foryoupage

♬ original sound – Florencia Di Martino

A consumer group placed this photoshopped cutout of Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg outside the US Capitol. The activist group SumOfUs created the cutout to draw attention to the role Facebook played in the Capitol Riots, while Zuckerberg is remotely testifying before congress.

Honestly shirtless with a Viking helmet is a pretty big improvement from his same blue hoodie and gray shirt he wears everyday.

Read more at vice.

There’s a 7-Foot cutout of Mark Zuckerberg dressed as the QAnon Shaman in front of Congress @VICENews

Well, what did he expect? 😁 pic.twitter.com/berdIiO0vK

— RoseMarie Hamilton (@rosesbloom24) March 25, 2021

A fan is saying that back in 2015, Madonna photoshopped her Head onto this girl’s body and posted the image on Instagram.

Only way to get back her is to Photoshop your head on her cone bra body and see how she likes it.

Read more at pagesix.

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A post shared by Madonna (@madonna)

@ameliamgoldie

When Madonna photoshops her face onto your body (never thought that’d be a sentence I’d say) ##ohno ##madonna

♬ Oh No – Kreepa

@ameliamgoldie

Reply to @choleenmenciano it’s still there… #madonna #ohno

♬ Oh No – Kreepa

Bo Burnham will play Larry Bird and Jason Segal has been cast as Paul Westhead

This is particularly unfair to Tom Cruise and Danny DeVito
Read more at vulture.com.

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This is great if you’re ever attacked by a piece of ice and all you have a piece of ice to defend yourself.

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Samantha Sharpe was eliminated from American Idol this week but we still have her family Tik Tok.

Who sang it best?

One thing these kids agree on, Ron sucks.

Read more at barstool.

@sharpefamilysingers

Who sang it BEST?!? 🤔🎤✨#hopelesslydevoted2u #grease #sandy #tiktokfamily #trend #SeaShanty #singingchallenge #HomeImprovement #foryou

♬ original sound – SharpeFamilySingers

Some new evidence is changing thought about human beings and dinos. Old science; dinosaurs were extinct before early man existed. New science, maybe early man was around before dinosaurs went extinct.

Conclusion: Oh great, I’ll file this under whogivesafuck

Read more at National Geographic: