Donald Trump has been indicted by a Federal Grand Jury in Florida and will be turning himself in Tuesday. The seven count indictment is connected to his handling of classified defense documents.

You can’t catch him, he’s the gingerbread man.

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Alicia Silverstone has joined the hot moms brigade. She’s backing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. all the way in his bid for the White House.

Ah the prized Clueless endorsement. He’s on his way.

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Remember smog? If you do then you might remember the 1966 killer smog that was responsible for 168 deaths and led to the Clean Air Act of 1970.

At least in 66 they had better music.

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Trump hugging Fauci? Never happened, but it does happen in this new campaign video thanks to AI, and creators who just search the internet for footage that may or may not be real.

A fake photo is worth 1,000 words even if those words are lies

Read more at washington examiner.

Puerto Rico is seeing record setting temperatures with the heat index set to reach 114 this week.

Why wasn’t there some kind of warning to all this bad weather?

Read more at bloomberg.

New digital models of an ancient skull has people making comparisons to hobbits, and Frodo in particular.

Great now whoever finds precious can rule the world.

Read more at Daily Mail

At least one expert is saying this merger can never happen because its textbook antitrust territory.

I knew I didn’t trust these guys.

Read more at The Atlantic

Nobody knew that Aikman and his wife had ended their marriage until he shared PDA photos with his new hot young girlfriend.

So Troy airman is straight?
Skip Bayless owes an apology,

Read more at NY Post.

“No wonder you ain’t healthy. I’m talking about your legs. We need those legs spry. We need you bench press with your big self. We need you bench pressing about 400 lbs. We need you running up and down that court. He’s a man child but you can’t get healthy. Your lower extremities were compromised.”

Could have been worse, could have been a gun.

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Last week Benza said Foxx had a stroke that was caused by the Covid vaccine, and that Foxx was forced to take the vaccine. Now a family spokesperson says that’s all a bunch of crap.

But we heard it on Dr. Drew???? It must be true.

Read more at NME

This new religious group likes to mix magic mushrooms with toxic toad venom to reach higher plantes.

Aaron Rodgers just signed up.

Read more at vice.

Bill has been spotted at several Kelis shows and sources say the two are getting very close.

Her milkshake brings all the Bills to the yard.

Read more at The Sun

While looking back at Pat Robertson’s life and career, CNN shared pretty unflattering clips.

Now he can finally ask god if gays caused 9/11.

Read more at mediaite.

David Maisel said his board at Marvel thought he was crazy for choosing a known addict, Robert Downey Jr., to star in their big budget blockbuster Ironman. Tom Cruise was also being considered for the role at the time.

Maybe but we’d love to see Cruise do it. We would have had a real rocket suit.

Read more at Fandomwire.

Devine went on the “This is Important” Podcast to share a story about seeing a man gunned down right across the street from his fancy home in Hollywood. “This is a true scary thing that just happened. So across the street they were running this like crazy poker game, right? People were rolling up in like Lamborghinis and Bentleys and Rolls-Royces and s–t and like old guys, who for sure f–k prostitutes and play cards. And I see these dudes and it’s like fun to sit and watch, [so] me and my wife, we’re sitting up on our balcony, and like, this looks crazy.” Then he said “Someone was murdered. Yeah, dude, I called that s–t, I called that s–t. I was like ‘This is dastardly s–t going down here’ and sure enough, someone is gunned down,” he said.

First person to the podcast owns the story .

Read more at NY post.

Everyone’s favorite porn star just got married. Well- your favorite porn star if you watched porn in the 80s and early 90s.

You just turned on everyone in the villages in Florida

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Why does Kim Kardashian like to do it in the dark? She says its because she doesn’t like to be seen.

We all wish she had kept them off when she shot her tv show.

Read more at buzzfeed.

More Americans this year (38%) say they are very conservative or conservative on social issues than said so in 2022 (33%) and 2021 (30%).

No shit sherlock.

Read more at gallup