Ginni Thomas says she is looking forward to clearing up misconceptions by testifying for the committee investigating the Capitol riots.

The first misconception we need answered is how anyone could marry Clarence Thomas.

Read more at Daily Caller.

A bus driver taking passengers to the Mohegan Sun pulled over and passed out cold behind the wheel and he blames his sweet tooth. He claims he had no idea the gummy candies were edibles.

Aren’t you too old for gummy candies?

Read more at apnews.

Inflation sucks, and it gets even worse when someone takes the time to point how how many minutes or hours you have to work to afford something shitty. Like a big mac. Turns out you have to work almost an hour in America to get yourself a fast food burger.

God forbid you try to get a side of fries with that.

Via digg.

Shark sightings are increasing on the east coast, and their showing up much closer to land. NYC’s shark boss Tom LaCognata is out there trying to thin the herd.

It’s still safer than being a loan shark

Read more at NY Post.

A UK judge has approved the US’s extradition request for Julian Assange where he will face espionage charges. At least he’ll be closer to Pam.

Read more at CNN.

Elon Zoomed in on his phone to his first Twitter all hands meeting. He wants everyone working in the office, he hates fake Twitter bots, you can pay to get verified, is gonna vote for DeSantis, and wants the platform to grow to a billion human users. Doesn’t seem like Elon has thought this through.

Read more at Digg.

here’s musk broadcasting from what appears to be a hotel room, on his phone!https://t.co/85EJ3enxXH pic.twitter.com/hcHka2OzYG

— rat king (@MikeIsaac) June 16, 2022

Vince McMahon has voluntarily stepped down as WWE Chairman and CEO. Stephanie McMahon is now interim chairwoman and CEO. If anyone can help Vince now it’s the Corporate Ministry.

Read more at F4wonline.

According to Bills TE Dawson Knox, Josh Allen can’t stop saying Deez Nuts. Josh, worry more about your designed runs when the pocket breaks down, the people of Buffalo need you.

Watch the video on Twitter.

.@JoshAllenQB can't stop making 'Deez Nuts' jokes to other #Bills players.

[@danfetes]pic.twitter.com/q6UuPGojla

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) June 16, 2022

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Andy Cohen revealed that Kyle Richard’s had breast reduction surgery. “How’s the breast reduction working out?” he asked the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star.

Don’t real housewives usually get breast enhancements?

Read more at pagesix.

Overzealous paparazzi were crowding awfully close when someone shoved and Hanks wife got knocked off her gait. Tom lost his shit, telling the followers to “Back the fuck off.” shouting, “That’s my wife!”

When will Chris rock learn his lesson

No warning, no explanation, but Britney’s Instagram account is MIA again.

Countdown to returning with a butthole shot stars…..now.

Read more at TMZ

https://www.tmz.com/2022/06/16/britney-spears-deactivate-instagram-account-again/

Hanks said he could never play Andrew Beckett in Philadelphia now. The role would have to go to a gay actor.

That should have been Nathan Lane’s Oscar.

Read more at USA Today.

Photos from the Barbie movie shows Gosling in character as Barbie’s boy toy Ken.

Somewhere Ryan Reynolds is complaining.

The season finale of Hulu’s The Kardashian aired today, and finally viewers got what they were waiting for- Pete Davidson. In the episode Kim talks to someone off screen, saying “you have to meet Paxy, she’s seen my vagina.” The person responds, “more than me?” Enter Pete.

So this show, he shows up for.

Read more at Yahoo

After King asked Twitter what the find to be the most annoying jingle, he trended, soon to be followed by Kars for Kids trending.

The book jacket for Christine is more annoying than any jingle.

Read more on Twitter

What is your pick for the most annoying commercial jingle? I vote for the Liberty Insurance one. I mute the TV before it can come on.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 16, 2022

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This list of personality hacks includes some great tips like how to get help in a busy place where you can’t catch anyone’s attention, how to make a scene, and how to take over a meeting.

But the real number one way to get what you want is still to have a vagina.

Via digg.