NASA astronauts, Sunita Williams and Butch Wilmore along with two other astronauts, have been stuck in space for over a month and no sign of a return date.

Ground control to Major Tom.

Read more at Times of India

Musk publicly declared that his son was dead. But his trans daughter says she’s the one who disowned him. “I look pretty good for a dead bitch,” she wrote on Threads, sidestepping Elon Musk’s X. He blamed the woke mind virus.

I bet that would be a vaccine he could get behind.

Read more at pagesix.

Elon Musk’s X app boosted wild conspiracy theories this week that President Joe Biden had an undisclosed medical emergency and might be dying, or dead.

Biden is dead and Trump got shot, should both be filed under “almost”

Read more at nbcnews.

While updating Congress Christopher Wray threw this bombshell out there. ‘With respect to former President Trump, there’s some question about whether or not it’s a bullet or shrapnel that hit his ear,’ Wray said.

The GOP is really taking this to heart.

Read more at Daily Mail

Sources are telling the NY Post that the daily sports debate show, Around the Horn will wrap for good before the 2025 NFL season starts.

This could leave an opening for the Davey Mac Sports Show.

Read more at SI.com

The Oscar and Grammy winner revealed she will debut an entirely new voice as Harley Quinn. “I worked a lot on the way that I sang to come from Lee, and to not come from me as a performer.”

This already sounds like a win.

Read more at indiewire

“Colbert has destroyed CBS late night. The worst part is he’s NEVER funny, he’s unwatchable, his ratings suck, and he’s an ignorant left wing political hack,” adding, “Your show simply sucks. It’s only a matter of time until you are fired.”

Never funny is on the nose, but you’re “never” going to see him getting fired.

Read more at mediaite.

With Kamala Harris, our first female VP running for President, the HBO series VEEP about a female VP who runs for President is enjoying a major surge in viewership.

Its working out nice for those guys.

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In a new audio documentary, Dan Aykroyd shared a never before heard interview with John Belushi, basically accusing him and Aykroyd of Cultural Appropriation although we didn’t use that term back then. “What the fuck do these people think I am, anyway?” Belushi asked about his critics. “I can’t fucking understand why they would attack — see, when they attack me, they attack the band, and I hate when they attack the band, because then it makes them look like schmucks for doing what they did for me.”

Blues and Rock are both dead, so we are with John.

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YouTube star MrBeast has addressed the grooming allegations made against his longtime collaborator, Ava Kris Tyson, saying that he was “disgusted” by the claims and taken “immediate action to remove Ava from the company, my channel and any association with MrBeast.”

It always starts that way.

Read more at THR