Friday July 14 Daily Links

FRIDAY 7.14


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RFK Press Dinner First to Feature Directed Farting

During a dinner for Robert F Kennedy Jr’s presidential campaign, a fight broke out between the dinner’s host and another guest over climate change. Featured in the argument was name calling and yes, intentional farting.

Okay we are in a simulation and it’s the dumbest simulation ever.

Read more at pagesix.


White House Cocaine Investigation Closed Without Answers

The Secret Service has announced that they have completed their inquiry into the small bag of cocaine found in the West Wing of the White House. They are unable to find any evidence connecting the cocaine to any person and have considered the matter unresolvable.

Do cases only get solved on tv?

Read more at fox news.


Extreme Turbulence Sends Passengers to Hospital

If you’ve never heard of Allegient Airlines before you have now. A flight to St Petersburg Florida made the news after extreme turbulence sent a flight attendant off her feat and multiple passengers requiring trips to the hospital. The craft dropped 5,000 feet in minutes, and two flight attendants broke ankles.

It’s the only way to prepare you for a stay in Florida.

Read more at WFLA


DeSantis Donors Looking at Other Options

Some of Ron DeSantis biggest supporters are considering jumping ship and looking into supporting another candidate. Tim Scott seems to be their current favorite alternative.

He better get used to being called Tim Snott.

Read more at politico


Sea Otter Bugging California Surfers

An aggressive Sea Otter is stealing surfboards right from under the surfers…and using them to surf!

The police otter do something about this.

Read more at NPR


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SPORTS



Cowherd: Jets on Hard Knocks? Blame Mr. Vaccine

“That’s the downside to being Mr. Personality, Mr. Vaccine. I don’t disagree with everything Aaron Rodgers has said about politics or vaccines,” Cowherd made sure to note. “But when you become Mr. Polarizing, you’re noisy in the offseason, you want to tell us where you go in the offseason, you condescendingly, snarkily sort of take jabs at lots of people, this is what HBO wants.”

Shouldn’t that be mr anti vaccine?

Read more at awful announcing


MLB All Star Is All Time Worst Rated

Only 7 million people watched the MLB All star games this week- an all time low for the event.

It would be helpful if Americans knew who baseball players were.

Read more at Awful Announcing


Bill Belichicks Friends are Worried

Belichick’s friends have privately said they are worried that he is on the hot seat in 2023.” Meaning that if he doesn’t get something going he could be fired.

The shocking part of this story is that Bill Belichick has friends.

Read more at CBS



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



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SAG Strike is On; Fran Speaks

It’s official, the Screen Actors Guild is on strike. Guild members cannot perform, audition, work with any production in any way or even promote existing projects on social media or in press. SAG president Fran Drescher made a fiery speech to kick off the walk out.

When The Nanny is. your union leader, it’s one wacky union.

Read more at Variety


Ray Liotta Gets Posthumous Emmy Nom

It’s been more than a year since Ray Liotta died, but that didn’t stop him from scoring an Emmy nomination for his last film, Apple TV’s Black Bird.

If he wins he’ll come out of a cornfield to pick it up

Read more at People.com


Look at Hugh Grant as a CGI Oompa Loompa

We got a quick look at what Hugh Grant looks like as an Oompa Loompa for the upcoming Wonka release. The transformation has been accomplished via CGI.

Doesn’t he play an oompa loompa in every movie?

Read more at variety.


Jay Baruchel Did Not Like Working With Jonah Hill

They worked together on This is the End and their characters didn’t care for each other. Neither, it turns out, did the actors. “I was … real crabby throughout that whole movie … Jonah and I don’t get along super well, or at least didn’t back then,” he said.

Okay Jay you know he was an asshole before we did. you’re the big winner.

Read more at huffpost.


Matt Damon Got Depressed When He Realized a Movie Was a Bust Mid Filming

“I came to consider that the definition of a professional actor; knowing you’re in a turkey and going, ‘OK, I’ve got four more months. It’s the up at dawn siege on Hamburger Hill. I am definitely going to die here, but I’m doing it.’ That’s as shitty as you can feel creatively, I think. I hope to never have that feeling again.”

It was Air, wasn’t it. The stupid shoe movie.

Read more at variety.



TRENDING & VIRAL



Millennials Freaked Out By Our Awful Fat Shaming Past

Millennials on Twitter are collecting awful fat shaming moments and they’re horrified by how people behaved in the 2000s.

Don’t act like it still doesn’t happen. Chris Christie can’t get any love and it’s not because of his haircut.

Read more at NY Post


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STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



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