For the first time in four years, Trump shook hands with Mike Pence at Jimmy Carter funeral. But you know who didn’t acknowledge the Prez elect?

Momma Pence wasn’t having it.

Read more at today.

Capitol Police arrested man with machete amid Carter visitation and ahead of Trump meeting.

That’s some old school shit. Who are you, Mark Anthony?

Read more at cbsnews.

The ABC reporter has been called narcissistic and vain after he got caught using clothespins to make his rescue jacket fit better.

Please tell everybody what movie you got that from says Albert Brooks.

Read more at Daily Mail.

Matt Gaetz Says He Can Win Florida Governorship Despite Sex Scandals

If there’s anything that screams Florida, its that headline.

Read more at The Daily Beast.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/matt-gaetz-says-he-can-win-florida-governorship-despite-sex-scandals/

WSJ explained why the Chargers, despite their strong record are the Super Bowl Dark Horse powered by a bunch of rag tag college football rejects.

Will be shocked if this dark horse makes it out the gates

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Patrick Mahomes is one playoff win away from tying Joe Montana for second-most ever.

He’ll never catch Brady.

Read more at nbcsports

A source told the NY Post that P Diddy is throwing tantrums over the amount of adoration and attention Luigi Mangione is receiving.

This is why we need fact checking. Looking at you Zuck

Read more at NY Post

“After I said that, we had to go into the stadium to sit at the desk. He wasn’t with us when I said it the first time. So then I got in there and right before we go on, he looks at me and says, ‘I heard what you said.’ And I was like, ‘holy s—!’ And then Herbstreit and McAfee were like, ‘he’s just breaking balls dude, he loves messing with guys, he’s literally just f—ing with you,” Gillis said. “I was like, ‘all right, I’ll f— with him back. I would have never done that if I thought he was serious.”
This is Shane’s brand now.

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Brooke Shields’s surgeon threw in ‘bonus’ vaginal tightening procedure during Brooks’ labia surgery meant to correct a long term painful condition of her elongated labia. She did not agree to it.

Dude, you can’t play around with someones cunt.

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