Friday January 1: Daily Links
WEDNESDAY 12.23
NEWS STORIES
Mike Pence Not Looking Forward To January 6
Well forget Rudy’s 50 plus failed lawsuits. It’s up to Big Mike Pence to overturn the rigged election. On January 6th, its Pence’s job to put the bow on Biden’s win by presiding over the official Electoral College count.
The word is Pence will do what he always does
Nothing.
Canada Wants a Negative Covid Test Before Plane Travel
People are upset about the thought of passing a Covid 19 test. Our rights man. Then why do you take off yours
Or l up your ass with a flash light
If You Suck On Icicles, You’re Sucking On Bird Crap
Meteorologist Katie Nickolaou has a simple reason why you shouldn’t post videos on social media sucking on icicles: You’re sucking on bird shit. Coming soon to PornHub: Two Girls, One Icicle.
SPORTS
Tony Hawk's Name Familiar But Not His Face
Tony Hawk is by far the biggest name in the history of skateboarding. Problem is he looks like a regular guy
He’s the Jim Gaffigan of extreme sports.
Armed Forces Bowl Game Turns Into a Conflict
Who would have imagined that a Bowl Game named the Armed Forces Bowl Game could turn into hand to hand combat
Isn’t weird that we haven’t won a war in 70 years?
Kicked a guy and then ran away pic.twitter.com/DZqY3zVy2x
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) December 31, 2020
CC Would Love To Strike Out Michael Jordan
CC Sabathia said if given the chance to strike out either LeBron or Michael Jordan, he would pick the former Bull because ‘he talks so much sh-t’. CC said that after Jordan gave him grief after a shaky start, he snapped back at MJ saying, ‘Dawg, I’ve seen the back of your f**cking baseball card’. If CC’s comebacks were as good as his slider, the Yankees would’ve won another championship.
ENTERTAINMENT
2020 Claims One More Beloved Celebrity: Rapper MF Doom
It’s been a tough week, we lost Dawn Wells, and Shabba-doo just a few days ago, and now we found out that masked Rapper MF Doom died months ago.
You couldn’t just let it rest could you 2020?
Read more at rollingstone.com.
Chrissy Teigen Opens Up About her New Sobriety
Chrissy didn’t wait for the new year to star this resolution. Influencers positively influencing!
Ken Jennings Apologizes For His Bad Tweets
Ken Jennings has apologized for some of his bad tweets pretty much saying they were bad jokes. If Ken Jennings gets canceled, Lavar Burton is chomping at the bit to take that Jeopardy gig.
Read more at mediaite.com.
In the past, I'd usually leave bad tweets up just so they could be dunked on. At least that way they could lead to smart replies and even advocacy. Deleting them felt like whitewashing a mistake. 2/x
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) December 30, 2020
Sometimes I said dumb things in a dumb way and I want to apologize to people who were (rightfully!) offended. It wasn't my intention to hurt anyone, but that doesn't matter: I screwed up, and I'm truly sorry. 4/x
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) December 30, 2020
If 2020 has taught us anything, it's that we should be kinder to one another. I look forward to heading into 2021 with that in mind. 5/x
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) December 30, 2020
One Of The Office Ladies Has Gotten Corona
If you guessed it was Pam – you’d be wrong. Angela announced that she’s gotten a positive result back from a Covid test and that multiple other members of her family have gotten it as well. Someone please give Dwight the news, he won’t take it well.
TRENDING/GOING VIRAL
TikTok’r Makes Music out of Twitter Drama
#TeamHelen Doris better watch who her friends are.
This guy has been snubbed by Grammys!
This guy makes songs to internet drama and I am here for it 😂 pic.twitter.com/kZYNrAsOPn
— Kym #JusticeForElijahMcClain (@kymwill7144) December 29, 2020
Now You Can Experience Riding Around Listening To The Radio In Cities All Over The World
This app streams cars driving around various cities around the world where you can also listen to their radio stations in real time. Try to catch Oslo’s morning zoo show, they’re a riot.
Amazon Driver Leaves More Than Just A Package
Security cameras at a Florida apartment complex caught an Amazon driver dropping a package, then taking a piss inches away from the front door. This is what happens when you call customer service bitching about why your delivery is late.
John Wick Silencers Would Not Be So Silent
Silencer technology isn’t quite as quiet as filmmakers would have us believe.
It’s weird, it’s almost as if John Wick is totally unbelievable now.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
A Countdown of the Biggest Crimes of each Month in 2020
The true crime was that these stories actually gave us something to read about during a quarantined year.
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