Friday January 1: Daily Links

WEDNESDAY 12.23


NEWS STORIES

 



Mike Pence Not Looking Forward To January 6

Well forget Rudy’s 50 plus failed lawsuits. It’s up to Big Mike Pence to overturn the rigged election. On January 6th, its Pence’s job to put the bow on Biden’s win by presiding over the official Electoral College count.

The word is Pence will do what he always does

Nothing.

Read more at vice.


Canada Wants a Negative Covid Test Before Plane Travel

People are upset about the thought of passing a Covid 19 test. Our rights man. Then why do you take off yours

Or l up your ass with a flash light

Read more at at news.trust.org.


If You Suck On Icicles, You’re Sucking On Bird Crap

Meteorologist Katie Nickolaou has a simple reason why you shouldn’t post videos on social media sucking on icicles: You’re sucking on bird shit. Coming soon to PornHub: Two Girls, One Icicle.

Read more at tmz.com.



SPORTS



Tony Hawk's Name Familiar But Not His Face

Tony Hawk is by far the biggest name in the history of skateboarding. Problem is he looks like a regular guy

He’s the Jim Gaffigan of extreme sports.

Read more at mediaite.


Armed Forces Bowl Game Turns Into a Conflict

Who would have imagined that a Bowl Game named the Armed Forces Bowl Game could turn into hand to hand combat

Isn’t weird that we haven’t won a war in 70 years?

Read more at si.com.


CC Would Love To Strike Out Michael Jordan

CC Sabathia said if given the chance to strike out either LeBron or Michael Jordan, he would pick the former Bull because ‘he talks so much sh-t’. CC said that after Jordan gave him grief after a shaky start, he snapped back at MJ saying, ‘Dawg, I’ve seen the back of your f**cking baseball card’. If CC’s comebacks were as good as his slider, the Yankees would’ve won another championship.

Read more at nypost.



ENTERTAINMENT



2020 Claims One More Beloved Celebrity: Rapper MF Doom

It’s been a tough week, we lost Dawn Wells, and Shabba-doo just a few days ago, and now we found out that masked Rapper MF Doom died months ago.

You couldn’t just let it rest could you 2020?

Read more at rollingstone.com.


Chrissy Teigen Opens Up About her New Sobriety

Chrissy didn’t wait for the new year to star this resolution. Influencers positively influencing!

Read more at latimes.com.


Ken Jennings Apologizes For His Bad Tweets

Ken Jennings has apologized for some of his bad tweets pretty much saying they were bad jokes. If Ken Jennings gets canceled, Lavar Burton is chomping at the bit to take that Jeopardy gig.

Read more at mediaite.com.


One Of The Office Ladies Has Gotten Corona

If you guessed it was Pam – you’d be wrong. Angela announced that she’s gotten a positive result back from a Covid test and that multiple other members of her family have gotten it as well. Someone please give Dwight the news, he won’t take it well.

Read more at buzzfeed.



TRENDING/GOING VIRAL



TikTok’r Makes Music out of Twitter Drama

#TeamHelen Doris better watch who her friends are.

This guy has been snubbed by Grammys!


Now You Can Experience Riding Around Listening To The Radio In Cities All Over The World

This app streams cars driving around various cities around the world where you can also listen to their radio stations in real time. Try to catch Oslo’s morning zoo show, they’re a riot.

Read more at driveandlistenf


Amazon Driver Leaves More Than Just A Package

Security cameras at a Florida apartment complex caught an Amazon driver dropping a package, then taking a piss inches away from the front door. This is what happens when you call customer service bitching about why your delivery is late.

Read more at tmz.


John Wick Silencers Would Not Be So Silent

Silencer technology isn’t quite as quiet as filmmakers would have us believe.

It’s weird, it’s almost as if John Wick is totally unbelievable now.

Via digg.



STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



A Countdown of the Biggest Crimes of each Month in 2020

The true crime was that these stories actually gave us something to read about during a quarantined year.

Read more at vice.



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