Friday February 3 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at February 3, 2023

THURSDAY 2.3

NEWS STORIES

Australia Has Made a Decision to Take Britain Monarch Off Their Money

King Charles will not be replacing the late Queen on the Australian $5 note. Australia has decided to replace QE2 with a design honoring indigenous culture.

Let’s face it Charles is already losing his grip on the fake empire.

Kevin McCarthy Says Ashli Babbitt Was Not Murdered

The new Speaker of the House does not agree with Donald Trump, MTG and other January 6 supporters. Marjorie Taylor Green told the oversight committee that Ashli Babbitt was murdered and compared her death to Tyre Nichols. McCarthy told reporters “I think the police officer did his job,” when asked if he agreed.

Oh Kev, that’s gonna cost you.

Man in Singapore Suing Woman Who Friend Zoned Him

He’s seeking $2.3 million after her rejection caused him emotional trauma and reduced earnings because of his trauma.

You seem like such a catch wonder why she didn’t fall for you.

Black Twitter Did Not Appreciate This Trending Topic

On Thursday the phrase “Hard R” was trending on Twitter and there was an uproar of response that kept it trending for hours. Hundred of tweeters assumed that “Hard R” referred to the N word and expressed exasperation that something like that would trend on the second day of Black History Month. But actually Hard R was trending in reference to a video game that would be getting a “Hard R” rating for violence and wasn’t related to the n word at all.

Obviously hard R doesn’t stand for research.

SPORTS

Lanny Poffo Dead at 68

Wrestling star Lanny Poffo has died. The news was announced by his friend Hacksaw Jim Duggan. The cause of death has not yet been announced.

Pour a drink out for the only man who ever wrote a poem and a frisbee and tossed it into the crowd.

Jeter Confesses To Gold Thong

Derek Jeter admitted, that yes he did wear a gold thong while he was trying to break out of a hitting slump in 2004. He told Jimmy Fallon, “I went through the worst offensive stretch of my career, and every day I’d walk in, he’d point at the thong. So finally, I wore the thong. Now it wasn’t thong to skin; I had shorts on underneath, so I put the thong over the shorts: first pitch, home run.”

Who was coaching him, Susan Sarandon?

Travis Kelce Asks Chiefs Fans Not to Fuck With Rocky

Actually, he said ‘Do Not Touch The F*cking Rocky Memorial’ because of the Philadelphia curse, that any team that tries to dress the Rocky statue in team colors ends up losing the game.

Does he realize a) they’re not playing this game in Philadelphia and b) Rocky isn’t dead?

Giants Safety Not Impressed with Eagles Coach

Julian Love says Nick Sirianni hasn’t done shit, and he’s been along for a free ride. “He’s a guy who really is doing a good job cause he’s not getting in the way of his team. He has an experienced roster from top to bottom, offense, defense. He’s in for a free ride right now, you guys can coach this team,” Love said on Good Morning Football.

Okay then he’ll quit. Is that what you want Julian Love?

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Scalpers Already Selling Beyonce Tickets They Don't Even Have

Beyonce tickets are not even on sale yet, but you can already buy them from scalpers. These guys are so sure that they’re going to get the tickets, that they’re already put a price on them and are selling them.

Always knew Ticketmaster was dealing dirty.

Pam Anderson Gets Naked for Cover of Interview Magazine

In one shot, Ms Anderson is wearing nothing but long blonde hair extensions that wrap around her body.

Those hair extensions are the least fake thing in this photo.

James Cameron Gives an Inch to Titanic Fans

After years of debate by fans, scientists, and researchers, James Cameron is finally ready to admit that there is a scenario in which Jack could have survived up on that floating door with Rose. In “Titanic: 25 Years Later With James Cameron.” he performs experiments and studies to put an end to the decades long debate. Most of them still result in death for Jack or for both Jack and Rose, but he admits that there is a possible scenario in which they both survive.

Okay.

Harrison Ford Says Jason Segal Has a Nice Penis

Yes, Harrison Ford has seen Segal’s cock and he says it’s “Nice.”

We know. We’ve all seen FSM.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Important Study Says Ugly People Will Keep Wearing Masks

Researchers have concluded that attractive people are done wearing masks but unattractive people may keep wearing them even now.

And we thank them for it. .