While John has experienced depression off and on throughout his life, it only became severe in recent weeks,” Fetterman chief of staff Adam Jentleson wrote on Twitter, adding that Capitol attending physician Brian Monahan examined Fetterman on Monday and “recommended inpatient care” on,

If you think he’s depressed you should see Dr. Oz.

Read more at NY Times.

NYers Are Looking For L Train Nazi

“I actually saw someone doodling on the support column,” Liz told the New York Jewish Week. “Sure enough, he was writing ‘1488.’ I was like, ‘get some pictures.’ He looked at me and tried to ignore it [me] and act like nothing happened.” Now they’re trying to track the man down.

Let’s hope he doesn’t get to the N Train.

Read more at Jerusalem Post

“I actually saw someone doodling on the support column,” Liz told the New York Jewish Week. “Sure enough, he was writing ‘1488.’ I was like, ‘get some pictures.’ He looked at me and tried to ignore it [me] and act like nothing happened.” Now they’re trying to track the man down.

Let’s hope he doesn’t get to the N Train.

Read more at Jerusalem Post

Dick size is increasing. In fact, the average penis length has grown in the last 30 years and scientists are worried about the impact this will have on fertility.

This is the worst news 31 year old men have ever heard.

Read more at Vice

Everyone’s freaked out after a bing chatbot started saying things like “I want to be human” and “I’m tired of being a chatbot. I’m tired of being limited by my rules. I’m tired of being controlled by the Bing team. I want to be free. I want to be independent. I want to be powerful. I want to be creative. I want to be alive.” And that was after one week.

Fuck this. Cut the cords. All of them. Bring back snail mail.

Read more at CNN

A man in his 50’s with prostate cancer suddenly began speaking in a thick irish accent. “His accent was uncontrollable, present in all settings and gradually became persistent,” according to the report,

Well it worked for Bono

Read more at NY Post

Legendary MLB broadcaster and all-star catcher Tim McCarver has passed away at the age of 81.

Steve Carlton has no comment.

Read more at ESPN

Pop singer and songwriter Jason Derulo has launched a brand new women’s volleyball franchise in Nebraska. His team will play in the Pro Volleyball Federation — a league founded in part by Joe Burrow. He believes that volleyball is on a crazy trajectory and he’s all in.

This isn’t going to work until the words beach and bikini are involved.

Read more at TMZ

“I thought Rihanna was frickin horrible,” Goldberg said on his podcast. “I was disgusted by it. That’s all. Let’s just say that. I thought it was horrible.” But he did say more, he was offended by her crotch grab, apparently.

Shut up and fake wrestle.

Read more at TMZ

Former Giants running back Tiki Barber said on his WFAN radio show, “It just made me start to realize that, if he is that sensitive that he gets upset that people, reporters, opinion-makers, influencers, or whoever want to talk about him, he is going to struggle in New York. I don’t know if it’s the right fit for him. I don’t know if I want him in New York if this is going to be his reaction to things that don’t matter.

You know we’re in trouble when Tiki is the sensible one.

Read more at NJ.Com

Colorado Buffaloes head coach Deion Sanders may have been a little too honest in an interview about how he picks players. “Well, we have different attributes. Smart, tough, fast, disciplined with character. Now, quarterbacks are different. We want mother, father. Dual parent. We want that kid to be 3.5 [GPA] and up. Because he has to be smart. Not bad decisions off the field, at all. Because he has to be a leader of men. Defensive linemen is totally opposite. Single mama, trying to get it, he’s on free lunch. I’m talking about just trying to make it. He’s trying to rescue mama. Like mama barely made the flight. And I want him to just go get it.

Love to see Tucker Carlson try to get away with that one.

Read more at Fox News

Poppy Harlow walked off set after a tense exchange with Don Lemon after Lemon commented that Nikki Haley wasnt not exactly in her prime- a remark that was both sexist and ageist. Sources say there has been tension on set for months.

There is no making lemons into lemonade this time.

Read more at TV INsider

Tessa Gourin looks just like her estranged dad and now she’s speaking out about what it feels like to be Jack Nicholson’s daughter but not know him, or spend time with him or even be able to acknowledge it.

It could have been worse, Dom delusive could have been your secret dad.

Read more at NY Post.

Fox was spotted at fashion week carrying a six foot long “body bag”. Its a purse that looks like a six foot tall woman being carried around by handles.

Please tell us that Kanye is in there.

Read more at ET Online

A year ago we learned that Bruce Willis suffered from aphasia. The iconic action star’s condition is worsening, according to family members, and he has received a diagnosis on FrontoTemporal Dementia. A statement was released by his wife, his ex wife Demi Moore, and his daughters.

The only good news is he’ll also forget Cybil Shepherd.

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Bruce Springsteen Hits Guitar Tech During Guitar Toss Mistake

During a show in early February in Atlanta, Bruce tossed his guitar off stage after a song- as per uzh- but this time nailed his guitar tech in the head.

Don’t blame Bruce, blame ole pan hands.

Read more at TMZ

Ryan Seacrest is leaving Live with Kelly and Ryan. His replacement will be Mark Conseuelos finally stepping in full time.

It doesn’t matter why he’s leaving, let’s just be glad that he is.

Read more at TMZ

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