Governor Cuomo’s top aide admitted to Democrats that they hid Covid nursing home data from the federal government out of fear it would be used against them and now people are calling for an investigation into Cuomo. Now who’s the Fredo of the family?

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The remains of at least six pirate skeletons were found from the wreck site of the Whydah, which sank off the coast of Cape Cod in 1717. Investigators are now hoping to match DNA samples with any surviving descendants. Forget the bones, where’s the buried treasure?

Read more at nypost.

Assuming 3 million people are infected at any given time, a mathematician estimates that 200 quadrillion virus particles are out there on most days. And since the radius of Sars-CoV-2 is 1,000 times thinner than a human hair, etc etc, more complicated facts equals 120 millilitres which could comfortably fit in a can of soda or beer.

I hope nobody dares Bam Margera to drink it.

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NFL Films is choosing not to release any audio of Tom Brady arguing with the Honey Badger. Good God what did Brady say to that man?

Read more at nbcsports.

Urban Meyer is already causing controversy with the man he just hired as his Strength and Conditioning coach, Chris Doyle. He was let go from Iowa State after accusations of him treating black players unfairly. Good to see Urban is still the same guy we all grew to love coaching college ball.

Jaguars’ HC Urban Meyer said today that he has known new director of sports performance Chris Doyle for 20 years, he vetted his hire, and he is confident there will be no issues with Doyle, who left Iowa after numerous allegations of racist remarks and belittling players.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) February 11, 2021

Uhhhhhh what.

The same strength coach that got fired when a bunch of ex-Hawkeye players came forward and said he was an asshole who repeatedly degraded black players for not fitting "Iowa culture"? https://t.co/bFB4nNMDcp

— Brett Kollmann (@BrettKollmann) February 11, 2021

Chris Doyle’s workouts put 13 Iowa players in the hospital. He wasn’t fired. He got an award & became CFB’s highest-paid strength coach.
Doyle was accused of racial bias by multiple Black players. He got a $1.1 million separation package & only took 8 months to find a new job. https://t.co/vritP8sAQg

— Rodger Sherman (@rodger) February 11, 2021

JJ Watt is requesting a trade from the Texans and they’re going to allow it. One lucky NFL team will now get the opportunity to pay top dollar for a guy who’ll pay eight games a season. What a bargain!

Read more at dknation.com.

Seahawks management is NOT happy with Russ going to the media to bitch about the state of the team and how unhappy he is with getting sacked constantly. He could swap with Deshaun Watson so they both live in a never ending loss of 12 yards for the rest of their careers.

Read more at nbcsports.com.

The man who got on the field and “streaked” during the Super Bowl apparently made a $50k prop bet on that happening but Bovada will not be paying out that bet to him or anyone known to be associated with him. What that should do is not pay anyone out since that wasn’t technically streaking.

Read more at sportsradiokjr.

Two time Olympic gold medalist Klete Keller was indicted Thursday on seven charges for his role in the January 6th riots on Capitol Hill. Authorities were able to identify Keller based on his tweets, his 6’6 height and the Team USA jacket that he wore during the insurrection. If Keller would’ve got away with it if he wore a Team Russia jacket.

Read more at yahoo.

Ted Cruz defended the Maledorian actor Gina Carano, and seemed pretty cranky over her recent firing. But why just anger people for defending an asshole, when you can also insult a beloved film icon in the process, so he also threw shots at Princess Leia.

Hey Jabba the Hutt, nobody needs to be lectured on Star Wars by you.

Read more at uproxx.com.

Texan Gina Carano broke barriers in the Star Wars universe: not a princess, not a victim, not some emotionally tortured Jedi. She played a woman who kicked ass & who girls looked up to. She was instrumental in making Star Wars fun again. Of course Disney canceled her.

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) February 11, 2021

The Reverend Al Sharpton separated from his wife about 15 years ago, but he’s finally gotten around to making it legal.

Ya hear that ladies? He’s single. The line forms to the right.

Read more at New York Post.

A judge overruled Britney Spears fathers objections in her conservatorship case.

Goddamn we did it! All we had to do was watch a documentary. #freebritney !!!

Read more at nbcnews.

Watch Tessica get her hair done by surgeons to undo her sticky situation.

Well, this has been a roller coaster but looks like we nearing a happy ending. One that doesn’t involve a super itchy helmet head.

Read more at tmz.

Why?! Don’t most of you cook chili in full makeup and a power suit without ever having to turn on the burner??

Light snow calls for a pot of chili with @newtgingrich ❄️ pic.twitter.com/2AJyyKlAJp

— Callista Gingrich (@CallyGingrich) February 11, 2021

MTV has just announced they’ve finished shooting Real World: New York with the original cast in their original loft. Thanks to Covid the rent on the place was nearly the same as it was the first time around.

Read more at pagesix.

Chappelle’s Show is back on Netflix. The comic made the announcement through a surprise Instagram posted featuring a clip from a recent performance in Texas. Chappelle thanked Netflix CEO Ted Sarandos for pulling the show of the platform and his fans for making the show ‘worthless’ until business matters surrounding the show’s ownership were settled. Negotiations sped up when Chappelle showed up dressed like Tyrone Biggums.

Read more at ew.com.

Ozzy Osbourne confirmed that he got a COVID shot, and comparing it to ‘being stabbed’. Oz, you got multiple rabies shots in the ass, this should’ve been a ho-hum trip to the doctor.

Read more at nme.com.

A website “imissmybar.com” is an interactive experience designed to emulate the sounds of your favorite bar to ease your separation anxiety. You can program the amount of server sound, street noises and patrons. Good luck getting in though. Like many great bars, this one is at capacity. The site, which was featured on Reddit this week got so many hits it just had a total meltdown.

Guess now we need a site called. ImissImissmybar.com.

Read more at the Verge.

If Kansas City had this woman on the team Brady would only have six rings.

Football guy (who is also a mom) of the week? ⁦@PardonMyTake⁩ pic.twitter.com/zXDDbeZXd3

— grit (@GRITknox) February 11, 2021

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