Eight thousand patients got a notification on Christmas that they had an aggressive form of cancer and were dying. They got the news on Christmas Day. The message was supposed to just say Happy Holidays but someone really fucked up.

Punked Reboot!

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A defendant who was sentenced to death is appealing to the Supreme Court to overturn a decision that allowed the judge to consider crowd work from a Jeff Ross special as evidence. The Comedy Central special was recorded in prison, and the back and forth between Ross and the inmate was considered at his sentencing.

If he loses the appeal, we can finally say Jeff Ross really killed.

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Any devices that are a part of the US House of Representatives are banned from using TikTok due to concerns about security risks.

Can they still use geosites?

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During a roundtable interview with Revolt TV, the former FLOTUS admitted there was a time when their kids were young, that she couldn’t stand her hubby. “People think I’m being catty by saying this: It’s like, there were 10 years where I couldn’t stand my husband. And guess when it happened? When those kids were little.”

The rest of us couldn’t stand him for eight.

Read more at NY Post.

A possible salmonella contamination has caused a recall of micro green mixes, and cat grass due to a possible salmonella contamination.

If it wasn’t good for you why would they name it cat grass.

Read more at newyorkupstate.

The Ole Miss coach claims a Texas Tech player spit on one of his players and may have used a racial slur during his team’s Texas Bowl loss.

Congrats Lane, you just diverted the conversation away from the fact that you make 9 mill a year and stink as a coach.

Read more at SI

One of the greatest to ever play the game has died shortly after the World Cup ended. It was announced during the Cup that Pele was on Hospice.

Messi is mad because this news knocked him off the sports pages.

Read more at TMZ

Remember when you used to be an athlete and not a YouTube clown?

Charles Barkley never needs props to be funny.

Dropping 10,000 Super Balls from a helicopter makes for a fun clean up 😅 pic.twitter.com/D9aVux3lYu

— Omaha Productions (@OmahaProd) December 29, 2022

Over two years after David Ortiz was shot and nearly killed, nine people have been convicted for their roles in the attempted murder.

It takes an entire baseball team to shoot Ortiz.

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The Raiders benched QB Derek Carr on Wednesday, and word is that Carr has stepped away from the team and will not finish out the last two games of the season.

Don’t be sad that it’s over. Be happy that you got a ton of money for no reason

Read more at NY Post.

A source has told People Magazine that Emily Ratajkowski and Pete Davidson broke up after dating for two months.

How can it be over if it never started?

Read more at People

A Screen Rant readers survey has voted Top Gun Maverick the best film of 2022.

I dunno, kinda seems like a rip off of Top Gun.

Read more at screenrant.

“[WWHL] was the first bar on late night [then] James Corden got a bar.” Cohen said in a discussion about Cohen’s well known talk show set. “I am so glad we’re still going. That [the show] is, like, great, copy my set … go with God.”

If James couldn’t copy he couldn’t perform.

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