Friday December 18: Daily Links
FRIDAY 12.18
NEWS STORIES
Atlantic City is Auctioning the Chance to Hit Button to Demolish Trump Casino
If Trump was smart he’d bid on this and deprive someone of the pleasure. But then again, if he had the dough, his casino wouldn’t have gone under…
Mike Pence Plans a Trip To Hide Out From MAGA
Is Mike Pence really going to confirm Biden then leave the country before the MAGA voters have a chance to rain shit on him?
You are a tower of jello Mike. Lime Jello.
Rudy's YouTube Channel is Like a Bizarre Reality Show
Rudy Giuliani’s has his own YouTube channel in which he compares the Bidens to The Corleones and does ads for cigars and gold coins. Next post will feature him plugging drip free hair dye.
Rudy Giuliani is doing ads for cigars & gold coins on his YouTube channel. pic.twitter.com/K7xS3lGViy
— The Recount (@therecount) December 17, 2020
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SPORTS
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ENTERTAINMENT
Zombie Angelina Jolie Out of Jail
Iran doesn’t have the same tolerance for over all weirdness that we do in the USA. Give them some credit , they let ‘Zombie Angelina Jolie’ out on bail
Oh good, she lost some weight.
Today Iranian teenager who posted heavily distorted images of herself online and was jailed for 10 years has been freed after massive media pressure.#سحر_تبر با قید وثیقه شد #حکومت_گروگانگیر آزادی را جیره بندی میکند pic.twitter.com/Dmup86thCC
— Masih Alinejad 🏳️ (@AlinejadMasih) December 17, 2020
Boba Fett Loses To 2020
Well 2020 hasn’t had much good news but losing the guy in he Bobo Fett costume. Too much. He’s irreplaceable.
Unless we can find someone his same height.
Mariah Carey Not Too Thrilled with Weird Looking Unofficial Ornament
All she wants for Christmas if for this ornament to disappear forever.
https://twitter.com/mariahcarey/status/1339600100448878592?s=21
Connie Chung Trashes Former Colleagues, Huge Grant
Connie Chung said that working with Barbara Walters and Diane Sawyer was ‘not unlike what Tonya Harding did to Nancy Kerrigan’. She also said pairing up with Dan Rather was ‘right out of Psycho’, she and Letterman flirted constantly, and Hugh Grant was very unfriendly to her. Forget hard news, give Connie a gossip column!
Miley Talks About The Time Cher Trashed Her On Twitter
Miley Cyrus said she knew she had ‘made it’ when Cher trashed her 2013 VMA performance on Twitter. The pop icon said Cyrus ‘can’t dance, her body looked like hell’ and advised her not to ‘stick out your tongue if it’s coated’, yet Cyrus declared ‘it‘s still a compliment’. Miley, you actually caught Cher on a good day!
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GOING VIRAL
Old Man Rocks this A-hole for Coughing on Him and His Wife on a Elevator
100% deserved. Also probably more entertaining than the Tyson Roy Jones Jr. fight.
Do NOT get on a tiny elevator in a pandemic with grandpa and cough on his woman…pic.twitter.com/3KK6UQIC2n
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) December 18, 2020
TRENDING
What the hell TikTok Trend of Young People Shaving Down Their Teeth for Vaneers
Hey we’re all bored in lockdown but this ain’t the answer kids.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Most Feel This Was America's Toughest Year
A survey of 2000 Americans found that 77 percent believes the US is having an identity crisis and its toughest year ever. That included 82% of Boomers and 76% of Gen X/Millennials surveyed.
We don’t agree on much in America. Except that a year as bad as 2020 is worse than any other.
America is truly great again.
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