Friday August 7: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at August 7, 2020

FRIDAY 8.7

NEWS STORIES

Finally Someone Said It. Biden Will Hurt God

We’ve all felt it but just were not brave enough to finally say, “Take away your guns, take away your Second Amendment. No religion, no anything…Hurt the Bible. Hurt God. He’s against God. He’s against guns. He’s against energy.”

I don’t know who said it but Thank You.

Sorry Kids Looks Like Halloween Will Be Cancelled

Well kids. it’s time to face it. No costumes. No Candy. No Halloween. The good news. Don’t see Thanksgiving
happening either.

Bad news again. Christmas.

Hustler Club Goes Virtual

Starting this weekend, Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club is moving over to Only Fans to give the look and feel of a strip club for those stuck at home during the pandemic. The club is promising live, uncensored private dances, stage dancing, bottle service and an option to buy the ladies drinks and send tips. Too Short is scheduled to perform the opening weekend. Unfortunately, DMX was already booked.

SPORTS

66 Players Have Opted Out Of The Upcoming NFL Season

66 players have chosen to opt out of the upcoming NFL season. The team with the most players to do so are the Patriots with eight. Three teams had no players opt out – the Steelers, Falcons and Chargers. In the Chargers case, it makes the most sense since no one outside the team came to the games anyway.

Gilbert Arenas: No Sex Taking Its Toll On NBA Players

Ex NBA Star Gilbert Arenas claims that the players that he’s spoken with are not happy with living within the bubble. The former All-Star says that it’s going to be hard to keep the bubble intact because the players are ‘prima donnas’ and ‘85% of them are single’ that are used to a loose, partying off the court atmosphere. Arenas also called BS on Clippers guard Lou Williams’ claim that he visited a strip club to pick up chicken wings saying ‘I can go to Wing Stop for some wings. I go to the strip club to see strippers’.

Forget All-Star Weekend, set up three days of conjugal visits.

ENTERTAINMENT

Crying Zoe Saldana Apologizes for Playing Nina Simone

How dare a talented actress want to play the role of a lifetime! Go ahead cry. Shame !

But we still want you to play MLK.

Should Networks Release Their Unaired Pilots?

The Ringer is making the case for networks to release their unaired pilots since production schedules have been pushed back or scrapped altogether thanks to the pandemic. Let’s do it and create the shit age of television. No one has anything better to do.

Jared Leto To Play Andy Warhol In Upcoming Biopic

Jared Leto confirmed that he’s going to portray Andy Warhol in an upcoming biopic. The Oscar winner made the announcement on what would’ve been Warhol’s 92nd birthday. A show of hands – who would love to see Kate Hudson to play Edie Sedgwick?!?

GOING VIRAL

The Heads Of Actors Turn With A Montage Of Movie Posters

This is really great if you are high on really good weed. Trust us. Great weed and watch this.

Well if you have good weed you don’t need this.

Via digg.

Thighland Sounds Delicious

If you like dark meat how could you not go.

Here it is in all its glory:pic.twitter.com/PgTRnHpAA8

— The Recount (@therecount) August 6, 2020

These Zoomers Are Loving Phil Collins

This is a lot better than mumblerap isn’t it? Just wait ’til you crack open some Genesis albums.

The reaction to Phil Collins is priceless. pic.twitter.com/bRFdqpuG31

— David Weissman (@davidmweissman) August 7, 2020

Naked Man Blocks Traffic, Gets Knocked Out

A naked man who decided that it was a good day to block traffic for no apparent reason, quickly got knocked out by the first motorist he encountered. Sign this dude up for UFC Fight Island.