Friday August 20: Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at August 20, 2021

FRIDAY 8.20

NEWS STORIES

Alabama Doctor is Done with Unvaxxed Patients

A doctor in Alabama says he will no longer treat Unvaccinated patients not even for a cold, because its too painful to watch them get sick and possibly die when its so easily avoidable.

Do you still treat drinkers smokers and overweight people?

That Live Streaming Lunatic Did Not Have a Bomb in His Car

Floyd Ray Roseberry, the 49-year-old North Carolina man who held a 5 hour standoff in Washington DC was threatening that he had a bomb big enough to blow away two city blocks. Turns out he didn’t but he did have bomb making materials.

You gotta be a little smarter than this to be a revolutionary. The south really has fallen off since Fort Sumpter.

This Board of Ed Mask Meeting Was a MESS

During a meeting about school mask mandates, someone threw up a Nazi salute and yelled Heil Hitler while a woman spoke about why mask mandates were a good idea. Then this lady said “If God wanted us to cover our mouth and nose he would have made us that way,”

You do realize that you’re wearing glasses. And clothes?

Birmingham, Michigan:

Board of Education meeting on mask mandates.

This parents says, “If God wanted us to cover our mouth and nose — he would have made us that way.” pic.twitter.com/wlsv8dOiK4

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) August 19, 2021

SPORTS

Antonio Brown Brawl Disrupts Bucs Boot Camp

During one on one drills, Brown was involved in a big fight causing him to get sent home, although Bruce Arians seemed to brush it off as just some pushing and shoving.

Arians says he just saw pushing and shoving.

Boys will be boys, right?

Le Bron Butthurt That He Wasn't Picked as the Best

ESPN put out an article that asked 10 scouts and executives who the current best player in the league is, and of those 10, LeBron got 0 votes. So he posted on Twitter and IG that he got washed. The vote was split between Giannis and KD.

tweet: THANK YOU! As if I didn’t need more to⛽️ ME! #Washed👑

LeBron James
@KingJames
Replying to @CuffsTheLegend
#SUPERWASHED 🗑

Lebron, Giannis isn’t trying to surround himself with super stars. Try that.

Who Wants Wrestling Championship Belts for Their Fave Baseball Team!

Anyone? No? Well they’re coming. A new partnership between the WWE and the MLB will create MLB-inspired #WWEChampionship replica titles, for all 30 teams. Wait there’s more. MLB and WWE will also create custom side plates and Lucha Libre masks with team-specific branding.

Coming soon to a tailgate near you.

Madden 22 Ranks Colin Kaepernick Above 3 Active NFL QBs

The 33-year-old former QB has a higher rating on the upcoming Madden 2022 than Justin Herbert, Kirk Cousins and Trevor Lawrence.

If he doesn’t play for 2 more years he’ll be above Aaron Rodgers.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Britney Spears Battered Her Housekeeper!?

A member of Britney Spears household staff has filed a report with the local sheriff accusing the pop star of battery. She says the fight started over an argument about the wellbeing of Brit’s doggy. The housekeeper alleges that Britney slapped a phone out of her hands.

Maybe she meant Britney assaulted her phone battery.

Only Fans Banning Porn in October

Starting in about six weeks, you will no longer be able to consider OnlyFans your favorite porn source, and women will no longer be able to directly profit off their own sex work, at least not on this platform.

So….. no cocktober?

Bezos Needs Soft Serve 24/7

Jeffrey Bezos is the first man to have a CVT soft service ice cream machine in his residence.

So what I know a guy with a Keg-erator.

Giant Ferris Wheel In Times Square

A huge Ferris wheel 11 stories high is being installed in Times Square this weekend at 47th and Broadway and will stay for about 3 weeks.

Its extra fun if you’re on heroin.

Docuseries Exposing Hugh Hefne Coming to A&E

This new documentary about Hef promises to show the the dark side that you never knew about. The dark side. The ten parter premieres in early 22

So you’re saying a known pornographer had a dark side….who would believe it?

Kim Cattrall Vague Slamming Sarah Jessica Parker?

The SATC reboot posted a pic of the girls with a new “fourth” who appears to have replaced the Samantha character. Soon after, Cattrall posted a gram with her own new co-star, a dog named Pixel. The caption “When your co-star is a real dog.” Some followers thought she might be shading her former co-star.

Would have been funnier if she took the picture with a horse.

Hank Azaria to Play Apple CEO

Hank Azaria has joined the cast of the Showtime series “Super Pumped,” which details the rise of Uber. He will play Tim Cook.

Wait..Tim Cook is Indian?

Demi Lovato Says NonBinary Today, Maybe Not Tomorrow

Demi says they may not always identify as nonbinary. They’re on a gender journey and it may change when they change their mind.

So what you’re saying Demi, is this is one day at a time? The thing you should be working on now?

VIRAL VIRAL

Digg Revives Video of Drunk Scot Waking up in Wrong House

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Scottish Burt Kreischer.

The only difference between this guy and Bert is one shirt and a slightly stronger accent.

Via Digg.

You Need Some Dog Volleyball in Your Day.t

He’s great at setups and shit at spikes.

Watch the Largest Liquid Nitrogen Mega Explosion

These guys re-did their own experiment and made it bigger. Jump to 6:09 for the boom

Pink paint, blue paint. Hope this isn’t research to create a new gender reveal.