BBC took Meta’s new Artificial Intelligence chat program out for a spin and asked it about Mark Zuckerberg. The chatbot replied, “His company exploits people for money and he doesn’t care. It needs to stop!”

They’re so adorable when they’re this young.

Read more at BBC.com

“I can tell you, I’ve had so many people reach out to me the past several days saying we can’t sleep. Our stomachs are in knots,” she said after the FBI Raid.

If by people you mean other billionaires, great. They could use a few restless nights.

Read more at mediaite.

Former White House Chief of Staff Mick Mulvaney said the short list of people who could have informed on Trump is incredibly short- like six to eight people short.

In other words, it’s Eric.

Read more at Washington Examiner

JUST NOW: "I didn't know there was a safe at Mar-a-Lago and I was the chief of staff for 15 months. This would be someone..who knew where documents were, so it would be somebody very close [to] the president." @MickMulvaney on who could have informed the FBI re Pres Trump docs pic.twitter.com/RuGDDMWCUJ

— New Day (@NewDay) August 11, 2022

“Seriously, is else anyone wondering—just a bit—what other stuff may be buried inside Ivana’s casket on Trump’s golf course?” someone Tweeted

Isn’t it already weird enough that he buried her alone in a golf course?

Read more at Vice.

Rudy said today, “If Trump gets elected, the first thing he’ll do is raid every one of Biden’s houses.”

I hope you do a better job finding his house than you did at finding the four seasons.

Read more at Vice

Tom Brady Getting Time Away from Practice

Brady will not be practicing with the Bucs anytime soon. He needed a bunch of personal time off, which insiders say means he doesn’t want to practice.

He’s not just a Donna he’s a prima Donna.

Read more at tampa bay

Brown lists some of the shitty things he’s done during his career and tops them all with a cringy cheesy hacky egocentric joke.

We already forgot you dude.

https://twitter.com/AB84/status/1557814344787759104/photo/1

The Browns are reportedly considering grabbing Garopppolo if DeShaun Watson’s suspension increases.

That’s job security.

Read more at CBS Sports.

Too many penalties and too many yards lost last year resulted in the NFL once again adjusting their roughing the passer rule. This year it will be tougher to get a penalty, and many forms of incidental touching will be permitted.

Deshaun Watson has never minded incidental touching

Read more at NY Post

Tommy Lee posted and deleted a full frontal nude cheesecake thirst trap pic on Gram

Hello Boy Britney.

Tommy Lee hung af🤤 pic.twitter.com/rCiyjPWtub

— Andrew (@andrevv22) August 11, 2022

Disney may have to shitcan this movie after all unless Miller decides to play ball and apologize and be convincing about it.

Why can’t they just dub Christopher Plummer into it?

Read more at THR

Kudrow told The Daily Beast about the time she saw Jerry at a party and said Hi, and he answered, you’re welcome.

Jerry’s a real people person. And by people, i mean, bad.

Read more at Gawker

Britney is upset that her ex chose to make their dispute over their children public, and then proceeded to out Federline for having a lot of weed in his house.

Way to keep it private Brit.

Read more at Radar

The Real Housewives Star was playing “Will! Kathy! Know Them?” and misidentified Lizza as Gabourey Sidibe.

Anywaaaaaay…..

Read more at fox news

A new report shows that Anne Heche did not have alcohol in her blood but she was under the influence of cocaine at the time of her crash. And there’s some speculation that there may have been fentanyl in her system.

At least she wasn’t drunk.

Read more at TMZ

Surveillance video caught this Wendy’s employee approaching a complaining elderly customer and sucker punching the patron.

Still worth it for the Frosty.

Read more at NY Post

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