Friday April 8, Daily Links

FRIDAY 4.8


NEWS STORIES

 



2 Arrested in DC for Impersonating Feds

Not just any feds, the two arrested men had been impersonating members of the Department of Homeland Security. Four actual federal agents were placed on leave in connection with the investigation.

This is a Black List level of craziness

Read more at CNN


Amazon Plans To Spend $63 Per Package to Drone Deliver 1,000,000 Packages in 2025

Okay we know how this works…you go way out of pocket to completely own the drone delivery business so you can later make a shit ton of money and own everything.

But we’re still worried that you’re taking jobs from thousands of tiny pilots.

Read more at Insider.


In Other Amazon News, Space Vacations!

Amazon is helping to build a private space station for rich people to vacation above us all. The orbital reef hopes to welcome tourists by 2030.

Can’t wait to see the cock rocket dock here.

Read more at The Sun


Mitt Romney Applauds New Supreme

Most of the GOP walked out as Ketanji Brown Jackson was confirmed as the first black female member of the Supreme Court, but not Mitt Romney. He applauded, cause he does his own thing.

Of course everyone missed this because we’re al glued to Ukraine.

Read more at Huff Post.


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SPORTS



WWE Star May Have Been Driving Drunk During Fatal Accident

A police report says that Tammy Sytch caused a three car wreck resulting in one fatality in March. Police also suspect that she may have been under the influence at the time of the accident.

Just another drop in Vince McMahon’s Trail of Tears.

Read more at NY Post


Fans Want to Replace The Flash...With the Flash

Since it looks like Ezra Miller is out, fans have offered a good solution to replace him in the upcoming The Flash movie. How about Grant Gustin who has played the Flash on television for eight seasons and still going?

This same plan should have worked for Adam West.

Read more at NY Post


Bachelorette Party Bails on VRBO House After Catching Red Flags

The renters said they were first alerted to something wrong when they arrived to find there were no locks on any of the doors, and they couldn’t reach the renter.

This sounds like the plot of the new Netflix movie Fresh.

Read more at Yahoo



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Someone's Sticking Up For Will Smith!

It’s our favorite outcast, Billy Bush. Bush, who was canceled himself for something he didn’t even do…says he has been sticking up for Smith to those who condemn him. ” Lay off Will Smith,” he said in an IG post. “There’s nothing in it for you.” Bush also told TMZ that he even called up Smith’s people to offer some advice and give a book recommendation- The Daily Stoic.

Well…there’s someone nobody wants on their side.

Read more at TMZ


The Weeknd Wants Kanyes Money

Pulled in as a replacement after Kanye dropped out the Weeknd says he’ll bail too unless he gets Ye’s paycheck ($8.5 million) for appearing in his place.

Hey weeknd do you have a big enough asshole to sit on Kanye’s dildo?

Read more at XXL


Ed Sheeran Beats Lawsuit

A court has determined that the singer songwriter neither deliberately nor subconsciously copied artist Sami Chokri when he wrote his hit song “Shape of You.”

Nobody wants to take credit for that song.

Read more at pitchfork


Kenan Thompson and Wife are Divorcing

After 11 years of marriage the SNL star and his wife are calling it quits.

Ooo eee. What’s up with that?

Read more at TMZ


Trailer Alert: Russian Doll Season 2

WTF Nadia is unstuck in time? How crazy is this shit going to get?

Doesn’t matter, you had me at Russian Doll

Read more at Gizmodo



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STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



NYC Residents Think They Should Live Somewhere Else

According to a new survey, nearly 60% of New York voters think their family would be happier, and better off living anywhere else.

Which is the same thing they thought in 2019.

Read more at NBC New York.



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