In a viral tiktok video, user thickbwoy claims this group of hot bikini boaters got out of being charged with a felony by flirting with officers and talking them into resolving the matter with a game of Rock Paper Scissor.

More like cock paper scissor.

Read more at NY Post.

A new law in Canada says their law enforcement can prosecute crimes that occur on the moon just as if they took place in Montreal or Toronto.

If you can get a lawyer to the moon by all means.have at it.

Read more at France24.

Jerry Sexton loves banning books, and when he was asked what we should do with all those books he wants removed from libraries, he said, “I don’t have a clue. But I would burn ’em,”

It took us till 2022 to arrive in 1984 at Fahrenheit 451.

Read more at The Hill

The FDA is targeting all menthol cigarettes and flavored cigar, with the plan on a full ban.

So does this make all black smokers criminals?

Read more at Courthouse News

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It took four days for the coach of the Rockies to finish 25 cheesesteaks while his team was playing in Philadelphia.

Looks like Philly has a new favorite Rocky.

The #Rockies haven’t won a game in Philly yet, but they did set a new record: physical performance coach Mike Jasperson ate 25 cheesesteaks in 4 games (via Kyle Freeland’s insta) pic.twitter.com/aNapTQh8wp

— Danielle Allentuck (@d_allentuck) April 28, 2022

Jimmy Butler was fined fifteen large by the league for an “obscene gesture.”

He was able to pay the fine in money that he found in his couch cushions.

Read more at ESPN

Irving took some shots at big media on Twitter, complaining about how they “CONTROL PUBLIC PERCEPTION, all while profiting off discussing, discrediting, and disrespecting people’s lives for entertainment.” He added “I send shots at the puppet masters, not the puppets. All puppets do is run around society, trying to gain popularity and state opinions.”

Wish you would just send shots at the basket.

Read more at Mediaite.

When I see my name or my brothers/sisters names getting spun through the media, I refer to all my research about who they are.
Their job is to CONTROL PUBLIC PERCEPTION, all while profiting off discussing, discrediting, and disrespecting people’s lives for entertainment.

— A11Even (@KyrieIrving) April 28, 2022

At Cinemacon it was revealed that the new Tom Cruise flick will be officially titled, Mission: Impossible 7 — Dead Reckoning: Part 1.

They should just call it James Bond for Dummies

Read more at THR.

NBC referred to the reigning Jeopardy champ as a “lesbian tutor” in a tweet and article. “The 23-year-old lesbian tutor from Toronto has amassed a total of $320,081, the most by a Canadian contestant in “Jeopardy!” history.” Plenty of people were offended by the statement others just laughed at the awkward verbage.

Could be worse. They could have called her a hoser.

Read more at TMZ.

The 23-year-old lesbian tutor from Toronto has amassed a total of $320,081, the most by a Canadian contestant in “Jeopardy!” history. https://t.co/D8HrFU1cJT

— NBC News (@NBCNews) April 25, 2022

In the limo ride to the Oscars, Michael Feinstein recorded a video on his phone of Liza MInelli singing.

is it me or did she look better in her wheelchair?

Read more at Page Six.

Cameron promises his sequel ot Avatar will push the limits of what cinema can do.

Isn’t this exactly what he said about the first one? Fool me once, James…

Read more at Yahoo.

It’s like Where’s Waldo, if Waldo was a Chimp named Tonka. Alan Cumming has offered the reward for anyone who can help find his missing chimp.

Is Allan cumming or is he just breathing hard?

Read more at TMZ

It’s day ten of the defamation trial that has captured America and to keep things nutty, the deposition testimony of Depp’s doorman was played in court. And in the video, the doorman was driving while he testified, and doing some heavy heavy vaping. This of course made those in the courtroom giggle like kids in church.

Sorry Johnny and Amber, nobody is taking this seriously.

Read more at pagesix.

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