Andrew Yang tried to look like he could roll with a joke and some people are unhappy with his reaction to a question from a comedian named Lawrence Reese. “Can a man keep his Timbs on?” the man asked, “while he’s f—ing bitches, can a man keep his Timbs on?” Yang laughs and says if your partner is into it, then sure, but the clip is getting some disapproval claiming he is laughing at sexual assault.

Consensual sex with your timbs is not assault, its just really poor taste.

Read more at NY Post.

Kelloggs will release a fruit loop based cereal called TOGETHER WITH PRIDE. The cereal is shaped like hearts and covered in edible glitter in honor of pride month.

Edible Glitter? Why isn’t this for stripper pride month.

Read more at designtaxi.com

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The evangelical leader was trying to make some kind of point about cops being sub-par in this weird demonstration of the difference between a taser and a gun.

Shit, Mannix is really looking old.

Read more at mediaite.

Who had “Woke Pat Robertson” on their 2021 bingo card? pic.twitter.com/nCYlQsma3O

— W. Kamau Bell (@wkamaubell) April 15, 2021

A member of Canada’s parliament got caught butt nekkid on Zoom. But the backlash isn’t about his back..or his front. It’s about who leaked the image, without his consent.

We know the whole world weird now but it so much to ask to not have a Political Fappening???

Read more at vice.

I made a really unfortunate mistake today & obviously I’m embarrassed by it. My camera was accidentally left on as I changed into work clothes after going for a jog. I sincerely apologize to all my colleagues in the House. It was an honest mistake + it won’t happen again.

— Will Amos (@WillAAmos) April 14, 2021

You’re right Jeff, robots never have to piss in water bottles in order to meet work requirements.

Read more at theverge.

Brett Favre wants the politics out of football, but he also doesn’t want kneelers disrespecting the national anthem, and social media has enjoyed pointing out the hypocrisy.

Why don’t you go send out a dick pick, Favre. Is that part of the game?

Read more at SI.com.

Former Chicago Bear, and all around cocky athlete Jim McMahon said the Packers was the best team he ever played for. About the Bears, he said, “I think it’s where quarterbacks go to die,” McMahon said.

At least you got to start in Chicago, Jim.

Read more at Yahoo.

“It was at the Delmonico Hotel on Park Avenue and 59th in New York City in August, 1964,” McCartney said. “We were in a hotel room, all being good lads having our Scotch and Coke – it was an afterparty, I think. Dylan arrived and he went into the bedroom with his roadie. Ringo [Starr, drummer] went along to see what was up. So he finds Dylan, rolling up, and he has a toke. He came back in and we said, ‘What was it like?’ So Ringo says, ‘The ceiling is kind of moving down…’ We all ran into the back room going, ‘Give us a bit, give us a bit!’ That was the very first evening we ever got stoned!”

I think we’ve heard enough Beatles stories. Thanks Paul.

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The Gucci’s are disgusted by the photos leaking from the set of the new movie about their family. “My grandfather was a very handsome man, like all the Guccis, and very tall, blue eyes and very elegant. He is being played by Al Pacino, who is not very tall already, and this photo shows him as fat, short, with sideburns, really ugly.” a family member said.

Hey, who would expect the Gucci’s to be bodyshamers?

Read more at theguardian.

The man who made his bones shining a spotlight on hard labor went on Fox and argued against higher minimum wages for what he called “unskilled jobs.”

“I worry that the path to a skilled trade can be compromised when you offer an artificially high wage for, I hate the expression, but an unskilled job. So to me, the brightest line needs to be drawn between skilled and unskilled work. We need to encourage more people to learn a skill that’s actually in demand,” he said.

Twitter was pissed, saying Mike Rowe “has never worked a “dirty job” in his life” and called him a larper, a chode, and a joke.

How much should a corporate shill get paid, Mike? What’s the skill in that?

Read more at Barstool Sports.

This is to save from embarrassment since Harry has stepped down from his Royal position and Prince Andrew stepped away from his duties due to those pesky Epstein ties.

Okay but instead could everyone just wear those cool Royal guard hats?

Prince Philip funeral: No Royals to wear military uniform to avoid embarrassment.
Queen makes decision following Prince Andrew’s stepping back over Epstein allegations and Prince Harry quitting his royal role (despite serving in Afghanistan).
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— Chris Ship (@chrisshipitv) April 15, 2021

A gift is a gift, ARod. Perfect to add to the four other engagement rings in her collection!

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Fat boxing is a much better exercise than Golf anyway. And more entertaining.

Nothing like a good old fashioned fight on the golf course. pic.twitter.com/7o1KPquag8

— MyBookie Sportsbook (@MyBookieBet) April 14, 2021

This bizarro video starts weird and just keeps getting weirder.

And we still have no idea if they got attacked by a Bobcat, a Mountain Lion, a cougar, a puma or a panther. It also might be the family cat.

This was a wild 46 seconds pic.twitter.com/jIHQg0G4qU

— Sada (@Evi3Zamora) April 15, 2021

It’s an exciting night. A home run ball comes right for you, you think you got it, but instead of a glorious moment, you get a pile of nachos to the face.

The worst part is, those nachos are the color of something that you already ate.

Nacho average night. pic.twitter.com/1tEIAnYQar

— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) April 15, 2021

Generation Millennial is fleeing from the big three cities like LA, NYC abd Chicago, heading out instead to smaller cities like Denver, Seattle, Phoenix, Austin and Colorado Springs,

And this is could also be called the list for the five worst cities to live in five years from now.

Read more at cnbc.

According to a study published in Thursday’s Journal Science, about 2.5 billion tyrannosaurus rex walked the earth, but not all at the same time. If you’re wondering how crowded things were, scientists estimate you’d have about two T’s walking around an area the size of Washington, or about a few thousand roaming California.

How many were in Bedrock?

Humans Are the Only Species Who Scream from Joy and Pleasure.

Well 7 types if you include when you scream while banging your head against a wall because you’ve lived through 2020.

Read more at inverse.