A new message to send out in space called Beacon in the Galaxy will attempt to contact extraterrestrial life. Developed at a NASA propulsion lab, the message contains mathematical info that can be used to communicate. The message also contains info on the “biochemical composition of life on Earth, the Solar System’s time-stamped position in the Milky Way relative to known globular clusters, as well as digitized depictions of the Solar System, and Earth’s surface.”

Did we just give directions and instructions how to kill us? Maybe the message should be please don’t eat us.

Read more at vice.

Fox news has hired Cait as a television contributor. Her first appearance was on Hannity Thursday.

1 percent of California is thrilled.

Read more at THR.

The prepper version of the internet is called the Reticulum Network Stack. Its anonymous creator hopes to have a version of the internet that will survive various cataclysmic possible happenings.

Okay so while we’re in a brimstone and fire at least we have something to look forward to.

Read more at Vice.

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Sports Books List The Wins Over Under for Every Team in the NFL

People are betting on how many games each team in the NFL will win next season and the Buffalo Bill sand Tampa Bay Bucs are currently leading the board. Each have an over/under of 11.5.

Spoiler alert! I haven’t even watched next season yet!

Read more at ESPN

Arians is stepping down as Head Coach of the Bucs and will be inducted into the Bucs Ring of Honor. But he said he doesn’t deserve it, giving credit to his staff. “Man, you guys did it all. I mean, I really didn’t do shit,”he said.

Read more at mediaite.

Bruce Arians on the team's success: "I didn't really do shit." pic.twitter.com/eioNa1IA8e

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) March 31, 2022

Brown says he isn’t going to fix his injury unless and until an NFL team signs him.

Hope you like walking with a cane.

Read more at NY Post

While his wife is busy sharing her maternal state with the planet, Alec is in Italy working on the set of the upcoming film Kid Santa.

Careful Santa. It’s loaded

Read more at Daily Mail

EXCLUSIVE: Bearded Alec Baldwin gets into character as Santa Claus while filming in Rome https://t.co/J724YoHCRH

— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) April 1, 2022

Fans paid crazy prices and traveled near and far to see Chris Rock’s first show after the Oscars. During his performance at the Wilbur Theater, he mentioned that he’s still processing things, and that was about it.

Be patient. His writers are still working on something for him to say. It will be great.

Read more and watch the video at TMZ

The movie isn’t even out yet, but a photo of one of the uniforms was released. People are already bitching about it not being realistic enough because the stars and bars are all wrong.

If we can accept all that batshit fighting and fighting, maybe we can get over the inaccurate unis.

Read more at Task and Purpose

Celebrity Big Brother pariah Todrick Hall is being sued for $60k in unpaid rent, despite that he told everyone he owned the house he lives in. According to documents he’s missed two payments for the 30k a month home.

Now we know why he was gunning so hard to win.

Read more at TMZ

If they would have used standard sign lang who would know?

Read more at Cracked.

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How big is it? And how long is its orbit? This tiktok will give you a better understanding.

So…is a football Jupiter? And can we see Uranus?

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Romanticizing the moon 🌙 #didyouknow #space #moon #earth #solarsystem #month #funfacts #science #dateideas #information

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This baby’s mind is bloooown watching their very first hibachi dinner.

If you think it looks great you should try touching it.

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