FBI Gives Up On DB Cooper After 45 Years

dbcooperIt is all over, after 45 years the FBI is finally giving up on their case against “DB Cooper”, the man who hijacked a plane and parachuted out with $200,000 in cash. FBI spokeswoman Ayn Dietrich-Williams said “Unfortunately, none of the well-meaning tips or applications of new investigative technology have yielded the necessary proof,” after the lone agent working on the case was re-assigned. If you hear any loud parties it is probably the party DB Cooper is having with Elvis and the REAL Paul McCartney. For you youngsters out there, think of DB Cooper as a really rare Pokemon that no one has ever caught.

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