Between dealing with kids, dealing with work, and dealing with Take Your Kids to Work Day, you may have missed some of the most insane things celebrities did this week. Well, have no fear — because Kashmere is here with his finger on the pulse and his eyes on every Instagram account of anyone worth talking about. From Oscar winners to reality TV royalty, to even actually royalty; here are the craziest stories going on this week. Welcome to our newest series, “Did You Hear? With Kashmere!”
Kashmere (also known as Danny Murphy) is a comedian, writer, and pop culture connoisseur (despite not really knowing how to spell connoisseur). He currently writes for Betches and Marie Claire and has also been featured in Glamour, Seventeen and Town & Country. When he’s not drinking red wine or iced coffee while watching Bravo, he’s performing around New York and hosting PASS THE AUX at The Stonewall Inn and DO I SEND IT? at Branded Saloon. Follow his fake reality show AKA his Instagram stories, @kashmeredanny.
Nicki Minaj Is Back, and She’s Over Miley Cyrus. Everyone’s favorite self-proclaimed queen came back this weekend after some radio silence in the form of a new single. That’s right, Minaj is now Megatron — or at least that’s this album cycle’s animated character alter ego. Weird she didn’t just go with Jigglypuff and tie it in with some Detective Pikachu promo. Not only is she back with a new song (that’s already stuck in my head) but she also relaunched her Queen Radio, where she went on to curse off Miley Cyrus and call her Perdue chicken. Okay, but that’s my new diss for everyone. Check out all the details here.
A-Rod Is Making His Own TV Show. Apparently, A-Rod was on Shark Tank? Was I the only one who had no clue about this? How are both him and J-Lo secretly on reality competition shows? Regardless, he’s leaving all of that behind for a new opportunity in the form of a… a Shark Tank rip-off show. Yup, there’s apparently going to be a whole aquariums worth of programming to help people give us a product to make popping popcorn easier. Find out more here.
Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Are *Not* Over, They Swear. In “Celebs with Their Name on Google Alert” news, Ashton and Mila took to Instagram to call out InTouch Weekly for saying their marriage is over. In InTouch’s defense, I feel like I haven’t heard from either of them in a minute — but I guess that’s okay because I feel like I can’t handle too many celeb couples all over my Instagram and Kristen Bell + Dax Shepherd has that moooore than covered. Watch their Instagram here.
Cardi B’s Baby Has More Bling Than You. All I got for my birthday was a gift card to Zara, which I thought was great… until I saw Kulture’s present. If you’re not sure who Kulture is, let me fill you in. No, it’s not the name of the 500th Democratic presidential nominee but rather the child of Offset and Ms. Cardi B. After throwing a full on bash for their baby, they decided that the gifts should keep coming — in the form of an $100,000 piece of bling. I don’t think he went to Jared’s for this one. Check it out for yourself here.
It’s The View vs. RHONY and I’m Torn My two favorite television programs are without a doubt The View and Real Housewives of New York City. Honorable mention to The Good Wife, but that’s heartbreakingly no longer airing. But, back to my two religions — its been a dramatic week for both Bethenny Frankel and Sunny Hostin who are head-to-head over some Hamptons drama. Who isn’t? This all started when Hostin said that Bethenny yelled at her kids to be quiet on the beach (which TBH, I kind of support). Things get a little more heated when Bethenny claims that Sunny was actually on drugs during all of this — only to have Sunny call her out over Twitter. Honestly, I’m just hoping that when I’m fifty I won’t be having drama that goes down in the DMs. Check out the full story.